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XFarm Technology

Name: XFarm Technology
Address: 362 Upper Paya Lebar Road #09-01 Da Jin Factory Building, Singapore, SG
Telephone: +6598627310

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XFarm is committed to boldly grow what no man has grown before!

26/09/2026

We can't unhear this... and now you'll have to as well.

I think I'll Bucharest so I can Romania for a while.Instead of si...

24/09/2026

**Sep-Nov Scam Open**

We've come into possession of an entire crate of rejected crabs. They are injured, sick, missing legs and some of them have at least one p***s missing(luckily crabs have 2 or more!) 😱

So here's the plan; we will give every crab a new territory. Every territory will come with chilled, oxygenated, UV sterilized water and a 24/7 buffet.

And come mating season, they will be allowed to take part in a mass mating session, one so debaucherous, MDA might censor our page! Hopefully their p***ses grow back by then 😬

Now this is where YOU come in. The CFO lady is breathing down my neck(not in a good way either 😒) and I need to let you guys chope these crabs for CNY and Hari Raya 2027 for $75 each.

1. PayNow $75 per crab to 9862 7310

2. Collect Your Crab anytime between 1 Feb 2027 to 1 Feb 2029.

3. Survival Guaranteed.

4. Weight Guaranteed at 1kg in 2027, 1.5kg in 2028 and 2kg in 2029 or you get extra crabs till the weight is hit.

5. Meatiness guaranteed. Not meaty? Get another crab.

6. Cooking and Slaughter services provided for $60 and $5 respectively.

7. MALES ONLY. The world is running out of crabs and we need the females to continue the species.

8. Questions in the comments please! The algo thinks we're selling drugs and fi****ms again and it keeps trying to ban us.

9. Are you an existing scam victim? Share this and write a few lines about your own crabs!

10. Visits can be arranged. Cuddle sessions not advised.

26/08/2026

Huh... imagine that!

03/08/2026

We're moving our to the rooftop farm to keep them safe from burglary attempts

31/07/2026

**CRAB COOKING CLASS**

Hello Hungry Singaporeans! Because so many of you have bought big crabs and have no idea what how to cook them, We've got another round of crab cooking classes!

You get;
- 1 XL crab to cook and bring home.

- To bring a plus 1! Because it's more fun that way.

- Pain free slaughter methods that leave the crab extra sweet.

- A magic spoon that cracks crab claws instantly.

- Learn what that delicious yellow stuff you keep calling "Crab Roe" actually is! 😱

Class for 1+1 participants is $150 with up to 6 participants per day.

CDC vouchers accepted.

Book now by WhatsApping 9862 7310

21st August, 18:00-20:00 - Bee Hoon Soup
22nd August, 18:00-20:00 - Chilli
23rd August, 18:00-20:00 - Salted Egg

28/07/2026

Hey guys! Starting now, we're launching our NDP batch. And since we're all singaporean and we love hunting for discounts, we're going to give you the opportunity to jio your friends!

SO... to commemorate Singapore's 61st birthday, for every 6 friends that like your PUBLIC share of this post, you get a 1% discount, capped at 61%.

And for those of you who are new to this, here's how it works.

1. You buy a baby crab with 3 years of room and board for $65.

2. Your baby crab is housed on our farms for up to 3 years.

3. We guarantee survival and harvest weight at 1kg, 1.5kg and 2kg at the end of the 12th, 24th and 36th month respectively.

4. If your crab is underweight, the farmer is whipped with bacon strips and force fed b**r as punishment. You are also given extra crabs to make up the weight.

5. You can visit our farm! Bring your kids and feed the crabs!

6. Cooking services provided. $60 per flavour with a maximum of 3 crabs per flavour.

WhatsApp 9862 7310 to reserve your sea monsters!

WhatsApp 8986 5978 untuk order dalam bahasa melayu!

用普通话通过 WhatsApp 8053 4521 下单!

21/07/2026

Rani's doing well in her new home!

19/07/2026

This guy should've taken our crab condo class... he'd know.

18/07/2026

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362 Upper Paya Lebar Road #09-01 Da Jin Factory Building
Singapore

Telephone

+6598627310

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