XFarm Technology

14/05/2026

13/05/2026

Hey Guys! Don't forget, your children are going to want you to take them out for Father's Day next month 😂

09/05/2026

Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. There's no age limit for those who never stop playing 🎈

08/05/2026

Alright seafood lovers. This van just reversed into us and took out our headlights. Then the driver fled the scene.

It was raining heavily so we couldn't get out safely to get his details.

Help us find the culprit in the next 4 hours so we can offer him an out-of-court settlement. Otherwise the police get a long video of two farmers swearing at a Nissan for 3 straight minutes.

The first informant with good information gets a free 800g crab. Go go go!

28/04/2026

Crab Scam April Batch - WhatsApp 9862 7310

- $65 each

- Buy 5 get 1 free

- 1kg after 1 year

- 1.5kg after 2 years

- 2kg after 3 years

- Pay an extra $8 per year after the 3rd year, till the 8th year to get something completely unknown. Seriously, we have no idea what will happen 😆

- Cooking fee of $60 per pot/flavour. Each pot holds a maximum of 4.5kg of crabs. Chilli, Salted Egg, Coffee, Bee Hoon Soup and Black Pepper.

- Like this page and send a screenshot with your payment for a $5 discount.

- Follow on TikTok for another $5 discount.

24/04/2026

It's just occurred to us that most Singaporeans, despite living on an island their entire lives, have no idea how the tides work or that they're extremely predictable.

19/04/2026

The sea level rise is real!

12/04/2026

Our old dog has managed to incur some hefty bills 😑

12/04/2026

We're trying reverse marketing. So please like this page!

07/04/2026

We are absolutely an AI company... Algal Integration is Key!