The Mansignment Shop

05/21/2026

MANSIGNMENT SHOP MEMORIAL DAY UPDATE
🟢 OPEN MONDAY MAY 25th 🟢

9:00 AM – 5:00 PM… or until someone leaves.

That’s right, legends — we’re staying open this Memorial Day because nothing says “honoring the troops” like arguing over whose turn it is to buy the next round of beef jerky while trying to sell a barely-used Weber grill.

Come on in between 9 and 5 (or until one of us decides it’s close enough to beer o’clock and flips the sign). We’ll be here moving slightly used man-tools, bad decisions, and that one lawn chair that’s been to war and back.

Memorial Day Hours:
9 AM – 5 PM…
or until someone leaves.
(We all know how this usually goes.)

Drop off your consignment treasures, browse for treasures, or just hang out and tell questionable stories. First guy to fire up the shop grill gets hero status.

Freedom isn’t free.
But browsing our treasures kinda is.
See you Monday, patriots.
🇺🇸 Grill responsibly (or at least act like you are).
—The Mansignment Shop Team
Lancaster’s home for manly second chances

05/19/2026

Oi mate!

Tired of rockin’ up to the campsite lookin’ like a stunned mullet with a dodgy tent and a single soggy snag?

Well fair dinkum, get yourself down to Mansignment Shop!

We’ve got proper camping gear that’ll make ya the king of the bush:

Swags tougher than a cane toad

Eskys that keep the tinnies colder than a ex’s heart

Mozzie-proof everything (because those little bastards don’t muck around)

And knives sharp enough to make a vegan reconsider

Whether you’re wrestlin’ drop bears, fightin’ off mozzies the size of drones, or just tryin’ to look like you know what you’re doing… we’ve got the gear, second-hand and bloody ripper condition.

Mansignment Shop – Because real men and women don’t buy new, they get assigned the good stuff.

Chuck a u-ey and come see us in Lancaster, ya bloody legend! 🪓🍺

Monday-Saturday 9-5
601 Park Avenue Lancaster pa 17601

05/06/2026

Mansignment Shop: Where "Honey-Do" Becomes "Honey, Watch This!"

Tired of your garage looking like a sad collection of dull blades and broken dreams?

At Mansignment Shop, we sell pre-owned, battle-tested man tools that actually work (most of the time). New power tools. No instructions in 47 languages. Just pure, unfiltered testosterone in power form.

🔥 This Week’s Manly Deals:

Miter Saws – Because “close enough” is for amateurs. Cut perfect 45° angles so your deck looks pro… even if you still measure with a beer can.
“Finally, a tool that lets you cut corners correctly.”

Battery Powered Mowers – Zero gas, zero trips to the gas station, 100% ability to mow at 7:47 AM on Saturday just to annoy the neighbors. Runs quieter than your teenager’s excuses.
“Eco-friendly? Nah. Nap-friendly.”

Pressure Washers – Turn black mold, dirt, and your shameful patio into a crime scene in under 30 seconds. Also great for removing political stickers you no longer agree with.
“Cleans concrete AND bad decisions.”

And a whole lot more outdoor equipment: Chainsaws that actually start, leaf blowers loud enough to cancel Thanksgiving arguments, trimmers, edgers, and that one mysterious tool your wife swears you already own.

Why buy from Mansignment Shop?
Because buying new is for rookies. Our tools have stories. They’ve survived divorces, bachelor parties, and at least one attempt to build a treehouse at 2 AM.

Location: 601 Park Avenue Lancaster, PA 17602

Come in today. Monday-Saturday 9-5
Leave with a truck bed full of questionable life choices and the confidence to say, “I’ll fix it this weekend” and actually mean it… for once.

Mansignment Shop — Tools with previous mansignments.
Because your wife deserves a husband with good equipment.

05/04/2026

MANSIGNMENT STORE PRESENTS: TOOL DIVORCE SALE!

"They got the house. You get the POWER."Tired of your ex taking the good silverware?

At Mansignment, we specialize in pre-loved, battle-tested power tools that have seen more drama than a reality TV show. These bad boys survived job sites, weekend warrior projects, and "honey-do" lists from hell.

This Week's New and used Merch: Milwaukee M18 Fuel Lineup – The red beasts that don't quit (unlike some people we know). Hammer drills that hit harder than your last breakup argument.

DeWalt 20V MAX Collection – Yellow and black, just like the caution tape around your failed DIY bathroom reno. Built tough enough to survive "I can fix it myself."

Makita LXT Series – Teal legends that run all day on a single battery (wish your ex had that kind of stamina). Quiet enough to use at 7am without starting World War III.

Why buy used from Mansignment?These tools have already been yelled at, dropped from ladders, and left out in the rain. They've got character.
No more "This is my first time" awkwardness in the aisle at Home Depot.
Every tool tested for "Will it still run after being called useless for 3 years?"

Open Monday-Saturday 9am-5pm.
601 Park avenue Lancaster Pa. 17602

04/21/2026

Warmer 🌞 weather is upon us in Pennsylvania.

What does this mean besides growing season?
Which we have plenty of items to get those lawns growing nicely.

🎣 Fishing season has arrived.

Here at Mansignment we have plenty of fishing rods, reels, rod and reel combos.

Nice selection of fresh and saltwater lures.

Tackle, tackle boxes, coolers and bait carriers.

Live bait available in our fridge.

Stop by Monday-Saturday 9am-5pm.

601 Park Avenue Lancaster pa 17602

04/10/2026

Do we have camp chairs? Yes, we have camp chairs! We have some new and like new. Don't get caught sitting down in these deals!

03/24/2026

Selection of remote control cars, trucks, buggies & more!

Plenty of accessories, batteries, chargers, upgrades & parts!

Perfect for beginners or serious hobbyists!

Open Monday-Saturday 9-5

03/12/2026

Small business supporting our small business brothers!

Check out these all natural sour gummies in some amazing flavors.

🎉 CHUCKLE CHOMPERS GIVEAWAY! 🍬

We’re giving one lucky candy legend a FREE 5-PACK of Chuckle Chompers!

And here’s the best part…

You get to pick ANY FIVE BAGS you want from our website.

Blue Raspberry?
Sour Watermelon?
Sour Peach?
Sour Pineapple?
Mystery Flavor?

Mix and match… or grab five of your favorite.
Even specialty flavors count 😎

🍬 HOW TO ENTER

1️⃣ LIKE this post
2️⃣ FOLLOW The Gummy Guys page
3️⃣ TAG 2 friends in the comments

That’s it.

Winner gets 5 bags shipped straight to their door.

Made right here in Lancaster County, PA.

⭐

Calling all Gummy Guys Top Fans… you know the drill.
Let’s see who brings the most candy lovers into the comments today 🍬

🍬 Winner announced this weekend!

Chuckle Chompers

No Artificial Dyes!
Plant-based • Non-GMO • Gluten-Free

👉 www.GummyGuys.net

03/04/2026

Mansignment has DEALS all over the store!

Have you viewed our $1, $3 and $5 MONEY SAVING bins?

Treasures are bound to be found in these locations.

Open Monday-Saturday 9-5

02/20/2026

DON'T MISS OUT ON THESE DEALS!

Mansignment Shop – Lancaster's go-to spot for premium pre-owned gear that gets the job done.

Top-quality tools, hunting accessories, fishing rods & tackle, automotive must-haves, camping essentials, and killer man/woman cave decor — all gently used, carefully curated, and priced to move.

New arrivals drop constantly. Once that perfect rod, wrench set, or vintage sign is gone... it's GONE.

Stop sleeping on steals that upgrade your setup without emptying your wallet.

Head to The Mansignment Shop today — your next adventure (or epic garage hang) starts here.

The Mansignment Shop
Open Monday-Saturday 9-5
601 Park Avenue Lancaster pa 17602