Bacons Machinery Hire

07/05/2026

We may be late... BUT we have our fuel voucher winner! Congratulations to Ashley D. We will be in touch!

07/05/2026

🌸🚜 **MOTHER’S DAY WEEKEND SPECIAL** 🚜🌸

Forget the candles.
Forget the bath bombs.
Forget saying “I’ll do it next weekend” for the 47th time 😅

This Mother’s Day… give Mum what she *really* wants:
✔️ The holes filled
✔️ The yard cleaned up
✔️ The trench dug
✔️ The never-ending DIY list FINALLY finished

💐 SPECIAL WEEKEND HIRE PRICES 💐
Because nothing says “I love you Mum” like hired machinery and completed jobs 😎

🚜 Skid Steer
🚜 Excavator
🚜 Dingo
🚜 Tipper Truck

📅 Mother’s Day Weekend Only

Warning: Side effects may include
• happy wives😍
• impressed neighbours🫡
• and a sudden increase in “since you’re already using the machine…” jobs 🤣

📞 Bacon’s Machinery Hire- 0432697083

07/04/2026

🚧 APRIL DEAL – DON’T MISS THIS 🚧

Got a job that’s been “I’ll do it next weekend” for the last 3 months? 😅

Now’s your excuse.

Hire any of our gear this April and you’ll go in the draw to WIN a $200 fuel voucher ⛽️💸

✔️ Skid Steer
✔️ Excavator
✔️ Dingo
✔️ Tipper Truck

Perfect for getting stuck into it—without smashing your own fuel budget.

Every hire in April = 1 entry
🎉 Drawn 1st May 2026

📞 Flick us a message or call 0432697083 to book

Stop putting it off… get it done 👊

29/03/2026

🐰🥚 HAVE AN EGG-CAVATING EASTER 🥚🚜

The Easter Bunny might bring chocolate… but we bring the REAL toys 😏

🔥 **4 DAYS FOR THE PRICE OF 3** 🔥
That’s one *egg-stra* day on the tools for FREE 💥

Don’t spend the long weekend just hunting eggs—get stuck into a project and actually get something done 💪

Our fleet is ready to roll:
✔️ Skid Steer
✔️ *Egg-cavator* (you know the one 😜)
✔️ Dingo
✔️ Tipper Truck

Whether you’re digging, clearing or just making it look like you’ve been flat out—we’ve got you covered 👌

⚡ Hop to it – limited machines available!
📅 Easter long weekend bookings open now

📞 0432 697 083
📍 Bacon’s Machinery Hire

📩 Call or message to book

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25/12/2025

🎄 Merry Christmas from the crew! 🎄
As Christmas Day rolls into the evening (and the food comas kick in), we just want to say a massive thank you to everyone who’s supported our business this year — especially our regular small businesses who keep us going day in, day out.
We hope your day’s been filled with good food, cold drinks, loud laughs and zero breakdowns 🏗️🍻
Thanks for backing local. We truly appreciate it.
See you in the New Year — bigger, better and ready to roll 💪

27/11/2025

🚜💥 GIVEAWAY TIME, YOU ABSOLUTE WEAPON OPERATORS! 💥🚜

We’re cranking the hydraulics and giving away a $200 Gift Card — perfect for Christmas… or for that one mate who keeps “borrowing” your gear and never brings it back.

To enter, just complete the world’s easiest job ticket:

🔨 LIKE this post
🪛 SHARE this post
⚙️ TAG a mate who definitely shouldn’t be left alone with heavy machinery

(You know the one. The bloke who reverses with his eyes shut.)

Winner will be drawn 18th December — no ticket, no drill bit.

Good luck legends, may your buckets stay full and your dingo's stay upright! 🚧🔥

18/11/2025

Knock-off drinks hit different when you swing past the Bottle-O in a Dingo. Work smarter, not harder 🍺🤣

-Shout out to the team at Garn! Another great video 👏👏

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11/11/2025

Lest we forget

06/10/2025

06/10/2025

You asked, and we listened — another shirt run is on the way!

Simply PM us with your shirt size, pocket/no pocket, short or long sleeve! $50 each Orders will be open for 2 weeks - closing Sunday 19th October with payment due by then.

*Out of town orders will have postage on top