Lushozi D

Lushozi D King of Mechanic ⚒️⚙️🛠️
I Fix Cars
located in Hammarsdale Ntshongweni KZN
Call me on 071 903 9860

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04/06/2026

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03/06/2026

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31/05/2026

WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU AFRAID OF

- Death : We’re all gonna die.

- Bankruptcy : You can make it all back.

- Shame : Everyone will forget in a week.

- Rejection : It happens to everyone.

- Failure : It’s part of the path.

- Judgment : They’ll judge anyway.

- Losing people : Not all are meant to stay.

- Making mistakes : You’ll survive them.

- Taking risks : Regret hurts more.

Live every day like it's your last day.

30/05/2026

Waze wehlela ngezansi loSis ebanjwa inkunzi, yabona ube nesibindi ngempela wabavulela ngisho ama-App aseBank ebakhombisa nje ukuthi kuno R35

Ubelokhu ezihlekela nje ethi “Askies” ngoba lensizwa ithe bebengalindele umuntu wesifazane, kuthe noma sebedilika waphinde wabonga futhi

Kwesinye iskhathi inkani ayisebenzi ngempela, kusiza kona ukuthi wehlele ngezansi

“Mechanic, my car is not starting… how much will it cost before I bring it?” 😭😂One question that can destroy a mechanic’...
29/05/2026

“Mechanic, my car is not starting… how much will it cost before I bring it?” 😭😂
One question that can destroy a mechanic’s peace in 2 seconds!
Because tell me… How do you price: ✔ A dead battery
✔ Faulty starter
✔ No fuel pressure
✔ Immobilizer issue
✔ Broken timing chain
✔ Seized engine
…all from one WhatsApp text saying: “Car just cranks” 😭
Some clients want exact quotation before diagnosis… Then get angry when the actual problem is different 💀
Car owners, be honest: Have you ever hidden symptoms, hoping the repair bill becomes cheaper? 👀
Mechanics: What’s the most difficult question a client asks you that has no straight answer?
“Can I still drive it?” “How long will it take?” “Are you sure this is the problem?” “Why is labour expensive?” “Last mechanic said it’s a small issue…” 😭🔥
This garage life needs patience, prayer and strong heart 😂 Let’s hear your experiences!

Gents I won’t spill everything, but around 5pm just put on a suit, go to Woolworths to buy milk while carrying car keys....
28/05/2026

Gents I won’t spill everything, but around 5pm just put on a suit, go to Woolworths to buy milk while carrying car keys. Even if you don’t have a car, borrow your bro’s keys.

Trust me, you’ll score nice things there 😂 I’m told by a reliable source that the ladies go there hoping to meet decent wealthy guys 😭😹

Your woman after you move in with her and she makes more money than you 😭😭😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
27/05/2026

Your woman after you move in with her and she makes more money than you 😭😭😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Her: babe end the callHim: no babe you endMtn:
27/05/2026

Her: babe end the call
Him: no babe you end

Mtn:

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