02/06/2026
🚨 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀 🚨
Researchers remain divided after South Africans asked another difficult question:
🦷 If dentists make money from tooth problems ...
🤔 why are we using the toothpaste THEY recommend?
Investigators quickly discovered the situation becomes uncomfortable.
Because if toothpaste prevents problems ...
🪥 fewer problems means fewer dentist visits
And fewer dentist visits means ...
💸 fewer opportunities to discuss "additional procedures."
Experts described the question as:
❌ "an oversimplification"
❌ "not how dentistry works"
❌ "something a lecturer from Bloemfontein should stop thinking about"
Dental professionals immediately clarified that good oral health remains important.
The public immediately ignored this explanation and instead asked:
🤨 "Yes, but who benefits?"
Chaos Gazette investigators have now expanded the inquiry to include:
🍎 why doctors tell people to eat healthy
🏃 why gyms encourage exercise
🛠️ why mechanics sometimes fix things before they completely break
💇 why hairdressers keep cutting hair that grows back anyway
One local resident reportedly became suspicious after discovering:
🦷 dentists recommend brushing
🦷 dentists recommend flossing
🦷 dentists recommend check-ups
The man quietly asked:
"So you're telling me the people who fix teeth, want me to look after my teeth?"
Researchers confirmed this is normal.
The public remains unconvinced.
Chaos Gazette is continuing its investigation.
📰 Chaos Gazette
"Investigating the nonsense so you don't have to."
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