10/21/2026
🔎 BREAKING NEWS IN THE PUMPKIN PETE INVESTIGATION! 🎃
Our detectives have uncovered THREE pieces of surveillance footage that have raised some SERIOUS questions! 👀
📸 FIRST: KEITH
Caught MEASURING Pumpkin Pete! 📏
Now, we ain't saying Keith was planning a kidnapping… but we'd sure like to know WHY he needed Pete's measurements! For a casket? A getaway vehicle? A CUSTOM-FITTED PUMPKIN COFFIN?!
📸 SECOND: CORTEZ
Caught taking Pete for a JOYRIDE on the forklift!
Since when do pumpkins need transportation?! Where was he taking Pete? And more importantly… was Pete coming back?! 👀
📸 THIRD: JOHN DOE 🕵️
Surveillance captured a hooded individual lurking around Rosebud AFTER HOURS!
Now, we aren't pointing fingers… but that sure looks an AWFUL LOT like EASTON! 👀
Unfortunately, the suspect has his hood up and face hidden to make a positive identification.
Coincidence? Maybe. Suspicious? ABSOLUTELY.
🚨 DETECTIVES NOW HAVE MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS!
Three suspicious incidents. Three potential suspects. ONE missing pumpkin.
🔎 WE NEED YOUR HELP!
WHO SHOULD BE DRAGGED INTO THE INTERROGATION ROOM NEXT?!
🎃 KEITH — The Pumpkin Measurer
🚜 CORTEZ — The Forklift Chauffeur
👤 EASTON — The Alleged After-Hours Mystery Man
👇 DROP YOUR VOTE IN THE COMMENTS! And tell us WHY!
THE INVESTIGATION CONTINUES… TRUST NO ONE! 🔎