09/10/2026
We built a video game for agency owners because apparently regular marketing wasn’t chaotic enough. 🎮🚀
It’s called Funnel of Doom.
Join Captain Nova and Commander Ace, two highly trained professionals who have absolutely no idea how this mission got approved. 😎
Your job is to pilot the Agency Trust Ship through:
🤖 AI Slop Bots
🦈 Scope Creep Sharks
💬 Generic Chatbot Walls
👹 The Nephew Goblin King
🍕 And flying pizza attacks, because of course there are flying pizza attacks
Your mission?
Blast the nonsense.
Collect trust.
Survive the funnel.
And try not to lose your sanity before landing the booked call. 😵💫
It’s ridiculous. It’s weird. It’s painfully accurate.
Think you can survive?
Play the game and come back here with one comment:
I played the game.
Link in the comments. 👇