06/24/2026
In honor of National Farmer Day, Guy Engineering is proud to announce a major update to our field operations. Effective immediately:
1. Safety vests have been replaced with safety overalls.
2. Survey accuracy will now be reported in “a gnat’s whisker.”
3. Bridge inspections will be conducted by Snooper Tractor.
4. All measurements will now be reported in acres, bushels, or knee-high to a grasshopper.
5. CAD now stands for Crop-Aided Design.
Happy National Farmer Day to the hardworking farmers who keep America running. We’ll be back to engineering tomorrow.