Funky Monkey

Funky Monkey The one stop bait shop. Fuel, Beer, Live Bait ,Frozen Bait, ICE, Tackle, and Burgers �.

We are also available by phone call to serve bait, fuel, and ice after our posted hours.

05/27/2026

⚠️ PUBLIC NOTICE ⚠️

The monkey would like it officially documented that Bigfoot is NOT part of management.

Despite this… Bigfoot has somehow started acting like marina security.

This morning he was seen:
• Slowly inspecting trailers
• Staring at people backing down the boat ramp
• Crossing his arms at a jet ski for no reason
• And giving one fisherman a disappointed head shake

One customer reportedly asked Bigfoot where to park.

Bigfoot pointed.

THE MONKEY IS FURIOUS.

🐒 “He does not know anything about parking. He lives in the woods.”

To make matters worse, several tourists have now asked to “meet the large hairy employee.”

Bigfoot has declined interviews at this time.

05/27/2026

🚨 MARINA UPDATE 🚨

The monkey would like everyone to stop encouraging Bigfoot.

What started as “just borrowing a T-shirt” has apparently gone too far.

Bigfoot has now been spotted:
• Hanging around the dock
• Watching boats come in
• Nodding at customers like he works here
• And standing way too close to the bait tanks

The monkey has released the following official statement:

“HE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW THE PRICE OF MULLET.”

Meanwhile Bigfoot remains silent…
occasionally adjusting his Funky Monkey shirt and staring across the bridge dramatically.

At this point nobody is really sure who’s in charge anymore.

More updates coming soon. 🐒👣

05/26/2026

EPISODE 2: “THE T-SHIRT INCIDENT”

The peace treaty lasted exactly 14 hours.

At sunrise, dock workers spotted something suspicious across the bridge… Bigfoot was standing there wearing a Funky Monkey T-shirt. And not just wearing it… posing in it like he was the owner of the place.

The monkey LOST HIS MIND.

🐒 “THAT SHIRT WAS FOR PROMOTION… NOT TREASON.”

Witnesses say the monkey threw a bag of bait, stole a kayak paddle, and screamed something about “copyright infringement” before disappearing behind the ice freezer.

Meanwhile Bigfoot just stood there… shirt too small… belly hanging out Winnie-the-Pooh style… acting unbothered.

Then things got worse.

Queens Clean posted a photo of Bigfoot wearing the shirt and suddenly Bigfoot started getting attention. Rumor is he even got offered free onion rings at The Bayou.

The monkey has not commented publicly… but late last night someone spotted him measuring Bigfoot’s feet.

Big fuzzy slippers may be involved.

To be continued… 🐒👣

We are moving on a boat at the marina and are downsizing everything. It will open early and stay open late. All day Mond...
05/25/2026

We are moving on a boat at the marina and are downsizing everything. It will open early and stay open late. All day Monday and Tuesday. We will have tools, clothing, fishing and boating stuff, kitchen, toys, and much more.

05/24/2026

Come grab one of the best burgers on the coast. Give us a chance and you won’t be sorry you did.

05/22/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Sasquatch still refuses to come to The Funky Monkey. 🦶👀

At this point we can only assume:
1. He’s scared of losing the burger competition 🍔
2. He can’t swim to the dock 🌊
3. He’s still running around in public wearing nothing but a shirt like Winnie the Pooh 😭😂

Meanwhile over here at The Funky Monkey:
✔ burgers are hot
✔ bait is fresh
✔ fuel is flowing
✔ shrimp boats are working
✔ and the sunsets are free 🌅⚓️

We’d invite Sasquatch over… but honestly we don’t know if health code allows that much body hair around the grill. 🐒

05/22/2026

⛽️ Don’t forget — we’ve got FUEL at The Funky Monkey! ⚓️

Before you hit the water this Memorial Day weekend:
✔ Fuel up
✔ Grab bait
✔ Get ice
✔ Pick up cold drinks
✔ And don’t leave without a burger 🍔

One stop before the boat launch. 🐟🌴

📍2411 Beachview Dr Building B
Ocean Springs, MS
📞 228-447-1000

🇺🇸 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND AT THE MARINA 🇺🇸This is the weekend to be on the water. ⚓️🌅Stay right here at The Funky Monkey m...
05/22/2026

🇺🇸 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND AT THE MARINA 🇺🇸

This is the weekend to be on the water. ⚓️🌅

Stay right here at The Funky Monkey marina and be in the middle of EVERYTHING:

🦞 Crawfish at The Bayou Restaurant
🎶 Terrapins playing TONIGHT at 7PM
🎸 River Rock Saturday night
🛥 Crew of Sirens Poker Run starts here.
🍔 Breakfast & famous burgers
🎣 Fishing, bait, fuel, kayaks, waterfront sunsets & full marina life all weekend long

And instead of paying all the extra Airbnb fees…
you can book DIRECT through us for only $150/night.

Wake up on the water, walk down the dock for breakfast, spend the day on the dock, and end the night with live music and sunsets. 🌴

Call The Funky Monkey directly to book before the weekend fills up.
📍Ocean Springs, MS
📞 228-447-1000

05/22/2026

William is out on the water RIGHT NOW trying to load us up with fresh shrimp for Memorial Day weekend!
We’ve got dead bait (hope to have live soon), fuel, burgers, cold drinks, and marina views waiting for y’all all weekend long at The Funky Monkey
2411 Beachview Dr Building B
Ocean Springs, MS
228-447-1000

Open 6AM–7PM

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WATERFRONT 🚨Something strange happened overnight.At approximately 2:13 AM… Bigfoot was spotted ...
05/21/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WATERFRONT 🚨

Something strange happened overnight.

At approximately 2:13 AM… Bigfoot was spotted across the bridge wearing a Funky Monkey shirt.

ONLY a Funky Monkey shirt. Very much giving Winnie the Pooh energy.

We would like to officially state that:
- no employees were involved
- this was not approved by management
- the monkey is currently refusing to answer questions

Witnesses say Bigfoot appeared:
- unusually confident
- slightly overdressed from the waist up
- and possibly headed toward the marina

The monkey has reportedly taken this “personally.”

Meanwhile, Queen Clean has denied all involvement, although sources say Bigfoot did look suspiciously cleaned up before the shirt appeared.

We are monitoring the situation closely and will provide updates as they develop.

If anyone sees suspicious monkey activity in Gulf Park Estates… please report it immediately. 🐒👣

05/21/2026

We have live and fresh dead shrimp.

Address

2411 Beachview Drive Unit B
Ocean Springs, MS
39564

Opening Hours

Monday 6am - 7pm
Wednesday 6am - 7pm
Thursday 6am - 7pm
Friday 6am - 7pm
Saturday 5:30am - 7pm
Sunday 5:30am - 7pm

Telephone

+12284471000

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