05/29/2026
🚨 SQUISHY ALERT! 🚨
So...are they NeeDohs? Nope. 😏
But they're definitely NeeDoh's first cousin twice removed who shows up at the family reunion looking suspiciously familiar. 😂
Jellyfish. 🪼 Gummy Bears. 🐻 Popsicles. 🍦 Pizza slices. 🍕 And a whole bunch of other satisfyingly squishy stress-relieving fun!
📅 Available starting at 10AM on May 29th
📍 At Horn's Ace Hardware
⚠️ Limit 2 per customer
🚫 No holds
⏳ When they're gone, they're gone!
If you've been hunting for the viral squishies everyone is talking about, you might want to set an alarm. We have a feeling these "totally-not-NeeDohs" won't be hanging around for long. 😉