10/29/2026
Thirteen pumpkins. One Golden Pumpkin. Zero mercy.
This week Industrial Kinetics held its first pumpkin decorating contest, and our team showed up with a range of talent we did not see coming. The lineup included a DĂa de los Mu***os Catrina surrounded by marigolds, a hand-carved Predator, a pumpkin being eaten by a bigger pumpkin, a mummy, a spider-web masterpiece painted on black, an IK logo carving, and at least one pumpkin wearing a coworker’s face.
Employees voted, and the winner was built by someone who knows his way around a shop floor. Randall, one of our welders, created a welder pumpkin complete with a welding hood, steel arms, and metal boots. He takes home the inaugural Golden Pumpkin trophy, which we expect to become the most coveted piece of hardware in the building.
The same people who build heavy-duty conveyors every day also brought this level of craft to a gourd. Congratulations, Randall, and thank you to everyone who entered and voted. Next year’s competition starts now.
Leave a comment with the number of pumpkin that you think should have won.
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