09/08/2026
Today, HR decided to take a well-deserved day off.
Within hours, our Director of Operations, Kevin A., discovered he needed to create a job posting. Simple enough, right?
Wrong.
Step 1: Log in ✅
Step 2: Remember password ❌
After exhausting every variation of his dog's name, birthday, and "Password123," Kevin was left with only one option...
Creating the job posting by hand.
Witnesses describe the scene as "chaotic but inspiring."