Ritchie's Hardware

06/05/2026

06/03/2026

💩 BIG NEWS... WE FINALLY BROUGHT IN MANURE! 💩

Because apparently some of you looked around your yard this spring and thought, "You know what this needs? More p**p."

Well, your wish is our command.

We now have manure in stock and ready to help:
🌱 Grow bigger gardens
🌻 Healthier flowers
🥕 Better vegetables
👃 Question some of your life choices while loading it

Stop by and grab a few bags. Your tomatoes will love it, your neighbors may have questions, and your car might smell like "farm fresh" for a day or two.

Ritchie's Hardware
"Helping customers haul crap home since 2024." 😆🚜🌱

05/30/2026

NOW HIRING: CHECK OUT CHAMPION

✔ Long hours
✔ Low pay
✔ Unlimited customer stories
✔ Free exposure to every nut, bolt, and random project in town

Must be able to:

- Answer "Where's the bathroom?" 37 times a day
- Pretend to know what fitting a customer is describing with hand gestures
- Resist buying Dippin' Dots every shift
- Laugh at the boss's jokes (or at least act like it)

In all seriousness, we're looking for a friendly, dependable team member to join the crew.

Stop in and apply at Ritchie's Hardware!

Coffee is usually on. Popcorn is often fresh. The customers are pretty great too. ☕🍿🔩😄

05/29/2026

BREAKING NEWS: The very first order of Cookies 'N Cream Dippin' Dots has officially been served at Ritchie's Hardware. 🍦🎉

Some people came in for screws.
Some came in for paint.
One lucky customer made history.

First order: Cookies 'N Cream.
A classic choice. A bold choice. A champion's choice.

We're not saying Dippin' Dots will increase your chances of finishing that weekend project... but we're not not saying it either.

Stop in, grab your hardware, and treat yourself to the ice cream of the future. 🚀🍦

05/29/2026

🔨 WARNING: OUR NEW GRIP-RITE SECTION MAY CAUSE SUDDEN HOME PROJECTS 🔨

We added a whole new Grip-Rite section featuring:

✔️ Brad Nails
✔️ Finish Nails
✔️ Framing Nails

The aisle is now fully stocked for:
• Weekend warriors
• Professional builders
• People who bought a nail gun before having a plan

Honestly, we have so many nails right now we’re one step away from opening a medieval armor department.

Stop in and check it out at Ritchie’s Hardware! 🔨

05/25/2026

This Memorial Day, all of us at Ritchie's Hardware want to say thank you. 🇺🇸

Thank you to the men and women who gave everything for our country, and to the families who carry that sacrifice with them every day.

Living in a small community reminds us how important neighbors, service, hard work, and looking out for one another truly are. We’re grateful to be part of a town where flags fly proudly, cottages open back up, grills get fired up, and families gather together this weekend.

Before the rush of summer officially begins, we hope everyone takes a quiet moment to remember why this holiday exists.

We are thankful for your support, your kindness, and most importantly — the freedoms we sometimes take for granted.

05/23/2026

Just a reminder: we’re open today until 5:30!

We’ll be closed SUNDAY and MONDAY, so grab what you need now… because your project will absolutely wait until we’re closed to break something.

We’re stocked up, the coffee is on, and the popcorn is made. Sounds less like a hardware store and more like a Saturday destination!

05/23/2026

MEMORIAL WEEKEND HOURS 🇺🇸

OPEN Saturday: 8:00 AM – 5:30 PM
CLOSED Sunday & Monday

Memorial Weekend means one thing around here… the cottages are opening, the boats are coming out, and suddenly the population triples overnight. 😂

To all the new faces coming to town for the first time this season — welcome! We’re the place where you’ll probably stop for propane, bug spray, a forgotten extension cord, and directions all in the same trip. 😅

Thanks for the patience lately as we continue training new team members and moving things around during the remodel. Some days finding products feels like a scavenger hunt for us too.

Have a safe and fun holiday weekend from all of us at Ritchie’s Hardware!

05/22/2026

Now introducing the highly advanced propane & rec fuel call system at Ritchie's Hardware 🔴😂

Step 1: Push red button on Walkie Talkie
Step 2: Wait for human
Step 3: Acquire fuel

Technology is getting out of hand.

05/21/2026

☀️ SUMMER HOURS ARE HERE ☀️

The popcorn machine might not be warmed up yet… but the OPEN sign sure will be. 🍿😎

Starting now, Ritchie's Hardware will be opening at 7:30 AM and closing at 5:30 PM Monday–Saturday for the summer season!

Whether you’re chasing a project, heading to the jobsite, or realizing at 7:42 AM you definitely needed one more fitting… we’ve got you covered. 🔧

Come early.
Coffee’s hot.
Advice is free.
And yes… the popcorn will catch up eventually. 😄