10/31/2026
😂🐄 ANOTHER DAY IN THE SHOP… AND ANOTHER CUSTOMER WHO DOESN’T PAY! 😂
So today, a customer reached out wanting two cow pictures made. She supplied the images, but I had to handle the editing, UV printing, building the frames, adding the hanging hardware, glue, brad nails, assembly, and all the good old-fashioned manual labor that goes into getting a project finished. 💪🪵
And after all that work, I still have to deliver them… and guess what? I STILL WON’T GET PAID! 🤣
Now, before anybody starts feeling bad for me, let me explain. This particular customer has been taking advantage of my woodworking skills for the past 25 YEARS, and I haven’t seen a single paycheck! Not a dime! 😂
I’m starting to think she believes she has some kind of lifetime contract for FREE custom woodworking, unlimited shop labor, and complimentary installation services.
Well, today I decided to deliver these two fine ladies straight to the customer… and even hung them up on the wall myself. No installation fee, no labor charge, no invoice, and absolutely ZERO chance of collecting payment.
The customer? My wife. 🤣❤️
Apparently, being married means I’m not just a woodworker. I’m also a designer, printer operator, frame builder, delivery driver, and professional picture hanger.
25 years in business with the same customer, and somehow I’m still waiting on my first paycheck! 😂😂
At least the cows turned out pretty good, and the customer seems happy. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get back to the shop and see what other FREE projects management has lined up for me! 🐄🔨🤣