10/09/2026
🌀 HURRICANE ISA… ISAIA… ISAIAS! 🌀
Well, y'all, there's a hurricane making landfall overnight, and apparently nobody told Mother Nature that around here, we prefer names we can actually pronounce! 😂
For those of us still trying to sound it out, it's Isaias (ees-ah-EE-ahs). But quite frankly, we don't care WHAT your name is… YOU AIN'T WELCOME! 🚫🌀
Now, the good news is that here in our neck of the woods, we're not forecasted to get the worst of this storm. And we sure hope that forecast holds! 🤞
We pride ourselves on Southern hospitality here in God's Country, but when it comes to hurricanes, we'd prefer ALL of them to be fish storms — out in the ocean, minding their own business!
As Benjamin Franklin once said, “Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.” Well, Ben, when it comes to hurricanes, they stink before they even get here, and we don't want them staying for ANY length of time! 😂
So, Isaias, don't take it personally. We don't want your cousins visiting either!
🏠 Gilchrist Building Supply is OPEN until 5:30 PM today, and we plan to be back at 8:00 AM tomorrow for those last-minute storm supplies!
We've got generators, flashlights, batteries, tarps, and plenty of other supplies to help you stay prepared. Because even when you're not on the guest list, Mother Nature has been known to show up unannounced!
❤️ All joking aside, please keep an eye on weather updates, make your preparations, and stay safe. We're hoping for an uneventful night here at home, and we're keeping those in the storm's path in our thoughts and prayers.
Gilchrist Building Supply — Serving the community since 1979. 🔨
We've got the supplies for storm preparation… but we'd be perfectly happy if nobody needed them! 🌀😂