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07/31/2026

07/31/2026

Alright y'all, so this video might be a little tough to watch. It's been making the rounds a bit already so you might have seen it. But here's the deal. I know this guy and have for a few years now. This was in my cove on Lake Lanier, and well, I was the blue/white Supra Boats SA400 that picked him up and took him to shore where the EMTs had been called. Then went back and picked up his wrecked Jetski to drag back to shore so his crew could get it loaded up. It was absolutely crazy.

I am SO THANKFUL TO GOD ALONE for saving this mans life that day. OK, I'm thankful for his friends being right there to immediately assist him, calling EMTs, and flagging us down to come assist as well.

Dillan rides very well and is very experienced. He and his crew oare out in our cove all the time. He was using precautions with a PFD and a chase rider. He was not drinking. He's done that trick 1000 times. The one thing he couldn't account for was passing out unexpectedly from a unknown health issue. That's never happened before. Yes he's lucky to be alive. The way he somehow ended up threading that needle was nothing less that God alone. Sometimes crap happens even to people that are taking precautions.

I'm thankful his friends were there to help. We were nearby and they asked us to help pick him up on our boat and bring him across to shore where the EMTs were arriving. Dillan is a good guy. I'm so incredibly glad he's OK and praying he can get whatever happened that caused him to pass out figured out, pronto, so hopefully he can get back out there and we can throw him some more waves behind that Supra!!

07/31/2026

EAA AirVenture Oshkosh 2026 Airshow was AWESOME! We've been so busy after the show I haven't had time to post yet, but I'll be posting a bit more on it as I have time.

Best show ever for us with 5X the sales we've EVER HAD AT ANY SHOW EVER.

We joined one of our resellers B&B Aircraft Supplies, Inc. as their manufacturers rep and loved every minute of the brutality that is a 7 day long show in the beautiful (and hot) sunshine! (and the F22 and F35 were pretty freakin' cool!)

Here are a couple of our new customers we met there, with Stacey here who will be using it to fuel her AutoGyro USA Gyroplane posing with a show unit and Bob mid-purchase at the booth (using it to fuel his generator for medical equipment in an emergency), both of their units, along with a couple others we sold there are shipping out today. Yes. We're that fast. (if we can keep up!)

They are all going to absolutely LOVE their Smart Ass Fuel Mule™ Fuel Caddies!

And we will be contacting EAA - The Spirit of Aviation soon to join them again next year with our own booth in addition to B&B having them available there. Look forward to seeing all of you at EAA AirVenture 2027!!!

07/25/2026

Just met a husband and wife couple that live in South Carolina that told me they used to live in North Georgia and asked where we were and we told them Lake Lanier and they said what? And they asked where on the lake and I told them Sardis Creek Cove and they said what?

They lived in the back of our cove until two years ago.

They said yeah we used to love living down there there's this one guy that does this crazy firework show every year on the forth of July and there's a bunch of neighbors that join in with him. One of the best shows on the lake they said.

I raised my hand and said I'm the idiot on the roof of the dock 🙂.

He's a pilot. They live in an air park now. Basically a country club with a runway instead of a golf course.

I think they're gonna buy a Smart Ass Fuel Mule.

07/23/2026

This guy earned a free SmartAss Products T-shirt….

07/20/2026

Levi getting us set up this morning at EAA AirVenture Oshkosh 2026

The new display piece is definitely grabbing us eyeballs so far today.

It stops people in their tracks when they realize it's motorized.

07/20/2026

Levi getting us set up this morning at EAA AirVenture Oshkosh 2026

The new display piece is definitely grabbing us eyeballs so far today.

It stops people in their tracks when they realize it's motorized.

07/18/2026

Six, count em six Smart Ass Fuel Mules on the way to the EAA AirVenture Oshkosh 2026 Airshow.

Three for display and three to deliver to a customer about 30 minutes from the show that just happened to buy when we were about to head that way. So we're offering free delivery lol.

Gonna be a heck of a thrash but it's gonna be a heck of a show!

Over 700,000 people estimated to be there. Over 10,000 aircraft.

Let's go!!!

07/04/2026

Happy 4th everyone!

07/02/2026

We told our marketing team to go big, above and beyond....but we weren't expecting this!