SmartAss Products

06/16/2026

It just doesn't get any easier to save this much time and money fueling your boat....

Meet The First & Only Gas Caddy That Moves & Pumps Fuel On Its Own. Rechargeable Motorized 50 gallon capacity with Electric Pump – Built Tough in the USA

06/13/2026

Want to save $19,000? 

I just filled up 50 gallons at $3.83 a gallon. at one of the local stations that tends to have the better prices around here. A Murphy Express.

I called two of the local marinas afterwards and asked their gas price.

$6.19/gal at one.
$6.41/gal at the other. 

You heard of 'girl math'? This is a Smart Ass Math.

$118 - $129 in savings per tank.

ON EVERY TANK OF FUEL YOU BUY.

And I've used this particular unit somewhere in the neighborhood of 150 times now.

That's over $19,000 in savings extrapolated.

This thing pays for itself fast. And it saves me about 20 to 30 minutes on every fill up too. Yes it's faster than going to the marina. 

Don't be a dumb donkey. Be a Smart Ass!

05/28/2026

Palmer seems to love his Smart Ass Fuel Mule!

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04/28/2026

Or as we like to say: Don't be a dumb donkey.... be a Smart Ass!!

Juiced Fuel is killing it out there! Placing our Smart Ass Fuel Mules they affectionately call 'cuties' at their customer's sites and coming by and keeping them fueled up whenever the customer needs a top-off. Allowing the end user to fuel whatever they need whenever they need to, and never run dry!

Contact Juiced Fuel to get your golf course, resort, car dealership, auction yard, etc setup with the same service!

04/27/2026

These guys know how it's DONE!!!

If you're in South Carolina anywhere near lake Hartwell check out Custom Dock Systems Inc. and bring home a Smart Ass Fuel Mule.

I promise you you'll be glad to did for years to come. They're just that awesome.

04/19/2026

This guy was seriously impressive to watch. He would point that thing straight up until it stalled out and then sometimes let it come down flat in a flat spin as it fell out of the sky flipping and flopping all over the place completely out of control it would seem. And then he'd pull out of it beautifully and go do something else cool.

It's hard to compete with an F22 Raptor and he also put on a heck of a show. So arguably there were cooler planes here. I don't think there was a cooler pilot here.

Will trade Smart Ass Fuel Mule for a ride. (That goes for the Raptor as well!)

04/17/2026

This is a cool show. This is what's going on overhead while I'm showing the product down below.

04/17/2026

Set up at Sun N Fun in Lakeland Florida. What a cool event this is gonna be.

200,000 people expected throughout the week.

Come check us out at the B&B Aircraft Supplies booth just outside of hangar A.





04/15/2026

Don't be a dumb donkey (or dog). Be a Smart Ass.

We can cut your time and your fuel costs in half.

Really.

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04/14/2026

It's really not that hard.... Let's go!!! (we can help with the gas)

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