Sallman Dan

16/07/2022

Life
God created the donkey and said to him, "You will be a donkey. You will work untiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered, "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20."
God granted his wish.

God created the dog and said to him, "You will guard the house of Man. You will be his best friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog."
The dog answered, "Sir, to live 30 years is too much. Give me only 15."
God granted his wish.

God created the monkey and said to him, "You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. You will be a monkey."
The monkey answered, "To live 20 years is too much. Give me only 10."
God granted his wish.

Finally god created man, and said to him, "You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded, "Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused.
God granted man's wish....

And since then...
Man lives 20 years as a man,
marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown...
he lives 15 years like a dog,
taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him, so that when he is old, he can retire
and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another,
doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren

That's LIFE
Be Humble..
Be Kind...
Be Nice and be Dedicated..
For we are nothing but Pencil in the hand of our Creator...

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Remember not only to say the right at the place... But furthermore to leav unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment..
Good Morning and have a Nice weekend....

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Always Respect Hustlers..

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Roger this??

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Simple thing to do..

18/02/2022

18/02/2022

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a youngcouple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look ...at hisclothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex,don't resist, don't complain,do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds:"He wasn't kissing my neck.He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!have a wonderful weekend love ya all.....Have a Fabulous Weekend!!!

13/02/2022

We always think of valentine's day
Birth day
Father's day
Mother's day
Children's day
Our day,
Farmer's day
Teacher's day
Boxing day,
Christmas day
Independance day
This day,
That day, Day in Day out.
Have u ever thought of your Death Day and JUDGEMENT DAY?
is it going to be a day of celebration or condemnation for u?
If you're safe, what about ur friends & loved ones. Show them love by telling them about the JUDGEMENT DAY.. May Allah help us to end well....

12/02/2022

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