E-Jyke Concept

28/09/2023

HOW TO MAKE BAMA MAYONNAISE AT HOME.
This taste way better than the store bought mayonnaise.

To Make the mayonnaise, you will be needing these:

* 3 eggs
* 1Lemon
* Table spoon of sugar
* Pinch of salt
* Vegetable oil

PROCEDURE:

Break the raw eggs in a bowl and remove the yoke. Put the white part in a blender. Cut your lemon into halves, then press out the juice and remove the seeds. Pour the juice into the blender, add a pinch of salt and sugar, then blend together. Little by little add your Vegetable oil while blending till it becomes thick.
Your Homemade Bama Mayonnaise is ready.

21/09/2023

Wahala be like pure water!,
Maybe this guy money don finish as He just dey beg for money

20/09/2023

You're not meant always to be happy!.

1. You are not meant to always be happy. 2. Girls won't fix your problems. If you're not satisfied on your own, then getting girls won't help you either. You must get your life in order first. 3. You have duties and responsibilities. Your duty as a man is to provide for and protect those you ...

19/09/2023

Guess which state are they coming from?.

14/09/2023

If you know this Basin and you're not married by now then you need to go and apologize to village people to leave you alone to get married in peace.

This is just so true 😂

14/09/2023

09/09/2023

Me: Your lordship this is the picture evidence that the man stole the chicken.

Judiciary: You just stated that the evidence is in the picture, you didn't mention the date of birth of the chicken and where the chicken was born, so your claim lacks merit (Nigeria Judiciary).

09/09/2023

Remember when your parents said "U will understand when U grow up"
Do u understand now or still confused?.