Windsor Tree Man

Windsor Tree Man *LOCAL CHRISTMAS TREE COLLECTION SERVICE*
*£6 PER TREE*
*COLLECTIONS FROM 1ST JAN - 8TH JAN*

*LOCAL CHRISTMAS TREE COLLECTION SERVICE*
*£4 PER TREE*
*COLLECTIONS FROM 1ST JAN - 8TH JAN*
*PAYMENT VIA PAYPAL(SECURED) OR CASH*
OLD WINDSOR/WINDSOR/DATCHET/MAIDENHEAD/EGHAM/BRACKNELL/WARFIELD/STAINES/ASCOT
*ESTABLISHED 2015

🙏 THANK YOU! 📝 Long post incoming but I’ve got a lot of people to thank as always…🎄 We’ve enjoyed another great year of ...
09/01/2026

🙏 THANK YOU!

📝 Long post incoming but I’ve got a lot of people to thank as always…

🎄 We’ve enjoyed another great year of Windsor Tree Man, becoming faster and more efficient, and hopefully delivering the same great customer experience to all of our new and returning customers. Although this is the first year in our 12 year history that we didn’t actually grow in number of trees collected, we have managed to learn and track in more detail how we can improve and grow next year!

🤝 I want to focus this thank you post around the local businesses and organisations that help us do what we do. Without them, none of this is possible.

🦌 Back in November, The Windsor Boys' School Boat Club (TWBSBC) got back in touch to relaunch our longstanding, very successful referral partnership and collaboration on social media posts & email marketing. Everybody at the club does an incredible job of maintaining, growing and promoting TWBSBC across their rowing events, fundraising and work at their MTTC site to help give the crews the best chance of achieving their goals in the sport. See you next year, Uno Animo!

🚐 On New Years Day, I collected the caged transit tipper from Sparks hire and lease . We’ve hired vans from Steve & Grady for 5 years now, and every single time they have been faultless, reliable and meticulously maintained. Even though it was NYD, and Grady was actually enjoying a trip away, he made arrangements for me to collect the van from a member of his team. I say this every year, but it’s the only invoice I never mind paying, without their generosity, flexibility and support on social media, we could not have grown to anywhere near this size. I’m looking forward to getting back behind the wheel of a Sparks van in 2027 🤩

🌳 We made a big change this year from using the TWBSBC site, as our good friends at Calibra Tree Surgeons Ltd were kind enough to lend us the yard space we now need, and more importantly, the manpower to get the trees through the chipper (sorry lads, short straw!)
The Calibra team is full of hardworking, skilled professionals and it is easy to see why they are the best in the game. Working alongside Mark & his team has shown me the definition of a well oiled machine, and I’ve taken away lots to work on in my other business. They’ve still got a decent pile to get through, and they are still taking bookings for those of you who missed your chance with us
(£10 Per Tree / Call 01344 311101 To Book)

💪🏻 Speaking of teams, it’s important to thank the people that help me to deliver WTM and my other main business.

😔 Unfortunately, my storage container had an attempted break in while I have been away running WTM, that has resulted in some damage and required a visit to check nothing had been taken. Thank you Julian for securing the container, attending an emergency call out job to secure a property and ferrying keys around for the properties we are completing renovations on.

💰 Alongside the collections, our year end tax return, my self assessment tax return, and our quarterly VAT submission have all required some input from me and my transit shaped office, so thank you to everyone at Clear Accountants for sticking with me and the delays in response!

👨‍🎨 Also have to credit Curtis Deal for moving us onto Canva for our much improved graphics we’ve used this year

🧩 Every piece of the Windsor Tree Man puzzle relies on a business or organisation created by people who took the risk to start a business, and I’m sure every single one of them will agree;
Nothing worth having comes easily, and there’s no substitute for hard work

Service based businesses are the hardest of any, and if you can, using them will bring you the greatest quality result and customer service.

👰‍♀️ Most importantly, my amazing wife who’s been managing the routes, lists and messages this week, whilst working her full time job. We have celebrated New Year’s Eve together just once in the 8 years we had been together, as we are always getting prepared for the first days collections. This year was our second NYE spent apart makes the van a lonely place for so many hours at a time, but she’s been at the end of the phone keeping me company and motivated to get the routes done even into the early hours!

😅 That’s us done and dusted, all the equipment is returned, and I’m ready to hibernate for another 11.5 months. Thank you all for your support, it’s a pleasure to deliver the tree man service every year.

📅 See you in 2027, we hope you have a great year (apart from anyone who parks on double yellows in central Windsor, I hope you step on Lego every day for a year)

Jonny
🎄WTM

😢 Sorry, We're Full!😮 Windsor Tree Man has NO MORE SLOTS for the 2026 season...😃 All existing bookings will be collected...
07/01/2026

😢 Sorry, We're Full!

😮 Windsor Tree Man has NO MORE SLOTS for the 2026 season...

😃 All existing bookings will be collected as planned, we're just not accepting any new bookings!

🙏 Thank you to everyone that has booked with us, we really appreciate the support and opportunity to deliver (and collect 😂 ) this service to you all year after year.

😔 Missed out? All is not lost, as our good friends at Calibra Tree are still collecting, for £10 per tree. You can book with them directly by contacting their office team on 01344 311101

See you all in 2027, where we'll go again bigger & better as always!

⏰ LAST CHANCE TO BOOK!🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE COLLECTIONIf you're reading this, it may already be too late! But not as late as ...
07/01/2026

⏰ LAST CHANCE TO BOOK!
🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE COLLECTION

If you're reading this, it may already be too late! But not as late as us last night, out collecting again into the early hours of this morning!

We have 6 slots left for tomorrow, and then our ordering system will be closed for the year!

📱 WWW.WINDSORTREEMAN.COM
⏰ BOOK NOW!

😢 TWO'S COMPANY 😔 You win some you lose some, and we certainly don't feel like we won yesterday...2am last tree collecte...
06/01/2026

😢 TWO'S COMPANY

😔 You win some you lose some, and we certainly don't feel like we won yesterday...
2am last tree collected, after an unfortunate combination of post codes (luck of the list!) had us out a lot longer than expected

😮 We have now marked 7TH JANUARY as SOLD OUT, ONLY 8TH JANUARY AVAILABLE and already on LIMITED AVAILABILITY.

📱 Book Now: www.windsortreeman.com
🎄 £6 Per Tree

😴 NIGHT SHIFT ⏰ Didn’t quite finish on the same day we started, but we were close enough 🤷 💪🏻 Busiest day so far, having...
05/01/2026

😴 NIGHT SHIFT

⏰ Didn’t quite finish on the same day we started, but we were close enough 🤷

💪🏻 Busiest day so far, having sold out today, tomorrow and Tuesday, so we go again tomorrow 🫡

😮 One of our middle van loads took nearly 3 hours to round up, but that’s just the luck of the list!

📞 Still spaces for 7th & 8th January, but 7th filling fast!
📱 Www.windsortreeman.com

🍺 Crack open a cold one...🥶 A chilly start to our third day of Christmas Tree Collections (for just £6 per tree) yesterd...
04/01/2026

🍺 Crack open a cold one...

🥶 A chilly start to our third day of Christmas Tree Collections (for just £6 per tree) yesterday, but another solid shift put in, this time finishing by 830pm! Not quite as quick as day 2, but a rogue traffic jam in a carpark and some inconsiderate double yellow parking in central windsor took some wind out of our sails in the final couple of rounds 😢

🚐 Ready for a busier day 4, with SPACES REMAINING FOR 7TH & 8TH JANUARY ONLY!
📱 BOOK NOW: www.windsortreeman.com

💪 See you out there
WTM

🍦 ICE CREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR MORE TREES!🎄 Unbelievable scenes to be finished in time to go to an actual re...
02/01/2026

🍦 ICE CREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR MORE TREES!

🎄 Unbelievable scenes to be finished in time to go to an actual restaurant before closing time, after another record setting day today on the very icy roads! Securing a sweet treat on my table for one at a Harvester as a reward...

😮 Unbelievable scenes on the website too, with so many of you booking on, we're now marking the 4TH, 5TH & 6TH JANUARY as FULLY BOOKED!

🚨 That leaves the 7TH & 8TH JAN ONLY available to book for the 2026 season, and once those slots are gone, they're gone! Get booking now to secure your slot for the year....

📱 www.WindsorTreeMan.com
£6 Per Tree

😎 DAY 1 - COMPLETE 💪 We almost had the roads to ourselves today, which was ideal as today was our BUSIEST first day that...
01/01/2026

😎 DAY 1 - COMPLETE

💪 We almost had the roads to ourselves today, which was ideal as today was our BUSIEST first day that we've ever had! It's always tough to fill the slots on these first few days, but they've been filling up nicely while we've been out collecting!

⏰ So much so, that we've now marked the 4TH & 6TH JANUARY as LIMITED AVAILABILITY. Do not miss your chance, it is looking likely that we will sell out all of our slots, and our last day is the 8th! Always a mad rush of bookings, make sure you secure your spot TODAY: www.windsortreeman.com

🚐 We made good time today, back at HQ for 10pm! We're all fuelled up and ready to get stuck into day 2, see you out on the roads!
WTM

🎄 WE'RE READY... ARE YOU??🚐 We spent yesterday picking up our vehicle from Sparks hire and lease as we do every year, wi...
01/01/2026

🎄 WE'RE READY... ARE YOU??

🚐 We spent yesterday picking up our vehicle from Sparks hire and lease as we do every year, with this van being a personal favourite of ours having used it a few times since it joined their fleet! Somehow it still smells brand new, and of course it's spotlessly clean!

📒 We've made our list, we've checked it twice, here's hoping that the roads are nice!

💪 Let's get it, see you out there 🫡

📱 Book Now: www.windsortreeman.com
📅 1-8th Jan / £6 Per Tree

🌲 Want your Christmas Tree Collected Tomorrow? ⏰ BOOK BY 7PM TODAY!Heading out tonight? Don't want to look at your tree ...
31/12/2025

🌲 Want your Christmas Tree Collected Tomorrow?
⏰ BOOK BY 7PM TODAY!

Heading out tonight? Don't want to look at your tree anymore?
Get it outside and head to www.windsortreeman.com today and we'll collect it TOMORROW!*

£6 Per Tree / 1-8th Jan / Slots Filling Fast
www.windsortreeman.com
*Subject to availability - Less than 20 Slots remaining for 01st Jan!

⏰ 2 DAYS TO GO😮 5th January NOW SOLD OUT🎄 We're enjoying our last couple of days at home before we pick the van up and g...
29/12/2025

⏰ 2 DAYS TO GO

😮 5th January NOW SOLD OUT

🎄 We're enjoying our last couple of days at home before we pick the van up and get cracking collecting your Christmas Trees for just £6 Per Tree!

👀 Don't risk losing out to the January rush, get your collection booked NOW!
📱 www.WindsorTreeMan.com

🚨 50% OF ALL CHRISTMAS TREE COLLECTION SLOTS BOOKED!😱 Less Than 20 Slots Remaining For Monday 5th January!💪 We like to s...
27/12/2025

🚨 50% OF ALL CHRISTMAS TREE COLLECTION SLOTS BOOKED!

😱 Less Than 20 Slots Remaining For Monday 5th January!

💪 We like to set records each year, but we didn't expect to be posting our LIMITED AVAILABILITY posts this side of the new year!

⏰ Book now to avoid disappointment!
📱 www.WindsorTreeMan.com
🤩 £6 Per Tree / 1-8th January

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