Wizards of NOS

17/05/2026

I'M EXTREMELY WORRIED ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

Read this to the end as there's a funny twist in the story that ought to give you a good laugh in fact there are a few things to laugh at, even though the underlying statement I selected for the title, is absolutely true and is very worrying.

Yes it's the topic of the era Artificial Intelligence (AI) and I'm extremely worried about it but I doubt it will be for the reasons you guys will expect.
In fact it may not even be AI that I'm actually worried about, as much as the potential for an incompetent human fool who thinks it's easy to implement and then ends up destroying the world by accident.
Now you may be thinking surely only the best and smartest people get involved with AI, so why am I worried. Well the fact is that even the smartest people in the world can make mistakes, especially when 'playing' with something new, as I just found out.
Now just for the record here (and not to brag, as you'll see proof of shortly) and for those dumb-ass fools that think I'm a dum-bass fool, my IQ is 168 (and sadly declining), which is higher than Einstein's was. But I assure you that I'm not saying I've achieved anything near as super important as he did ...... YET, I'm just mentioning it, to set the scene for what follows.

So when I first heard of AI (in the form of Chat GPT), I thought I'd try it out and I was happy to see that it was NOT as 'smart' (or should that be knowledgeable) about nitrous as I am, so at least my job is safe for a while longer.
I asked it a tech question and as I expected it rolled out a totally inadequate and totally incorrect response, based on the stock US brand ill informed and limited information.
However, despite that I could see the potential and told my Granddaughter that she should get herself educated on AI use and applications, because in the words of Peter Kay I could see that it "was the future".

A few months went by and then I see some impressive AI generated photos and video clips popping on TikTok and a Thai woman I'd recently met had been creating quite a few, so I asked her to create some for me that I could use for promotional purposes, as I'm about to re-launch the WON brand, specifically to make the world aware of my latest product (more to follow ASAP) and I thought that AI assistance would be beneficial.

So again a few months went by and despite a couple of EXCEPTIONAL attempts, she couldn't create anything that showed what I was wanting to achieve, so I decided to try it MYSELF.

Now it's at this point that you need to keep all the above in mind, as it will all become clear as to why I presented it as an introduction to what is to follow.

So I just happened on an AI App called DOLA (for reasons that aren't apparent to me) and thought I'd give it a go. The pro mo for DOLA made it all sound far too easy for me not to give it a go, just tell DOLA what you wanted and DOLA would create it.

So I told DOLA that I wanted a motorcycle fitted with a nitrous kit that would accelerate away from the camera with the wheel spinning and the tire smoking, thinking surely that's simple enough, so what could go wrong with that.

Well if you take a look at the first video you'll see exactly all that DID go wrong with that and there was probably much more that could also have gone wrong.

So now I could bring it to an end here and make my point but I'll just take it another step further.

After seeing how inept my first attempt was (both in terms of my understanding of what was required as input and what AI is capable of), I decided to try again, but that wasn't even worth showing you. So then I thought I'd give it another try by starting in the simplest possible way and whilst that moved closer in some respects it also moved further away in others.

So this is where the 'twist' comes in let's just say that I'm smarter than the average bear and yet MY instructions resulted in AI creating a total abomination, that was nothing like I was aiming for.

Obviously at a much deeper level and a much bigger scale, what if someone thinks they are smart enough to try something new like I've just done, not realising that it has the potentially destroy the planet. The whole purpose of this is to do what hasn't been done before so predicting the outcomes are impossible and you only discover the consequences of your ignorance of what the AI is doing AFTER IT HAS BEEN COMPLETED by which time it is too late to stop it.

So even if AI was safe, in as much as it couldn't cause any harm under it's own auspices, just as cars and planes can't, it might only take just one human to make a 'driving' error, to destroy the whole of the planet.

Now add that to the already acknowledged concerns that AI could be intentionally used by a power crazed human or humans and that AI itself could become malevolent towards humanity and beyond our control and it's looking to me to be the riskiest gamble humanity has ever taken.

With that all said, I think we'd all better enjoy life as much as possible while we still have the it to enjoy and so to that end, I'll continue to try to create an AI assisted advert that will b low your socks off, while not potentially blowing the world up.

Thank God there's no chance of them letting me anywhere near the heart of the system, that would have the ability to do that.

23/02/2025

STEPPING UP A GEAR..... AT LAST!!!

Well I've been through some rough times these past few years but I'm feeling better than I have for quite a few years, so despite turning 72 years of age in a months time, I've decided that it's time to step it up a gear ...... AT LAST and in particular I mean with regards to my REVO production.

A few major customers have started to appreciate the HUGE advantages that a REVO system has over a pulsed or staged kit and have been showing interest in running them on their high end vehicles.

Until now I have only taken advance orders and been pretty slow at fulfilling them, for a range of justifiable reasons but now my health seems to be stable again, I'm in the process of putting REVO's as top priority in the production line.

Now despite NEVER having had any reliability issue or interface issues with the REVO's since I first introduced them, as with EVERY product I've ever invented/produced etc. I'm never happy unless I've carried out improvements as and when I find a way of doing so.
So as I've found a way to make the REVO's MUCH better in a number of ways, I'm now going to be introducing those improvements into the production units that will be sold in the near future.
The units that benefit from the full range of improvements and technological advances, will be a whole new breed of REVO's and I'll be revealing the full range of features at the time of the relaunch when the first batch is shipped out to existing customers.
If any of you reading this want to be the first to benefit from these new and advance REVO's I suggest that you drop us an email (to [email protected]) with your full details and including the vehicle and every scrap of info about it and what you are wanting to do and how much power you want to add to it ASAP.

For now here is a reminder of our MONSTER 1,500 HP REVO valve in action and yes that is ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED HP through a SINGLE REVO as smoothly as a snake on ice and ANYONE who thinks a SEVEN or even TEN STAGE US JUNK SOLENOID nitrous set up, can even come close to the results that this can deliver, IS A DAMNED FOOL.

https://www.noswizard.com/videos/revo1500_2.wmv

For more BASIC info, please check out our REVO web page;

https://www.noswizard.com/revo-system

In closing this message, I want to SINCERELY APOLOGISE to all the customers who have been waiting months for me to send out their REVO orders but I PROMISE YOU ALL, that you will have them delivered ASAP and they are TOP PRIORITY in my production schedule.
Furthermore, although you've had to wait so long, it will be to your advantage, as I will be building ALL REVO's from today forward with all the benefits that are appropriate to include in your order at no extra charge.

It's time for The WIZARD of NOS to show the full extent of the magic I am capable of and I hope those of you who are start enough to appreciate the HUGE advantages that my REVO's offer will get your orders in early.

Even though I don't need to give any incentives to those who are smart enough to take the REVO route, I'm going to offer a FULL REBATE on the cost of a REVO, to anyone who produces a class shattering result from just switching to a REVO, especially to any AMERICAN who does so, as I intend to prove how little all the DU***SS US "EXPERTS" (especially the likes of DAVE VASSER of Nitrous Outlet), deserve to be considered anything better than NITROUS NOVICES.

22/12/2024

After just posting the previous reminder of a memorable post, I thought I ought to give a Xmas message to my loyal 'subjects' 🤪🤪🤣🤣

So the first and most important part of this message, is to say that I'm still in business (despite the low profile for the past few years) and still intend to be for the foreseeable future.

I'd like to thank all of my long term regular customers for their continue loyalty to the WON brand and to thank those customers who have recently joined them.

2025 promises to be an 'interesting' year so watch this space for updates as and when I'm able to share any news.

In the meantime, I'd like to wish all my friends, customers (and haters), a very merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year.

Oh and I should also mention that I'm making a New Year prediction, that all being well, my UNIQUE REVO's should be more readily available and be in use achieving some outstanding performances in 2025.

All the best

Trev (The WIZARD of NOS)

22/12/2024

Once again a memory has popped up that I feel is worth sharing again;

Greed is the driving force behind the majority of obscene human behavior and sadly, the greediest of humans end up influencing the lives of the rest of us, as they end up being the wealthiest and therefore the most powerful/influential.
Tesla invented the AC electric generator and he had a hell of a battle, to get America (and then the rest of world) to switch from DC electric, as a result of established vested interest in the DC system.
Tesla made very little money from his invention (compared to what he should have done) and then went on to invent a system for collecting and distributing FREE electrical energy. Unsurprisingly, he wasn't able to find anyone to back his R&D efforts (his partner in the AC business was dead against it), so he spent the rest of his life and all his own money without being able to complete his work. He then died penniless and before his family could get their hands on all his work it was taken by US government agents.
Obviously, free electricity would be a HUGE benefit to every person on the planet, except those that are currently involved in selling it, so it's despicable that the good of the many, is being sacrificed for the good of the few.
Now some of you may believe that the Tesla story is just that and that there's no evidence to support that greedy people put themselves before the rest of the world and despite there being supportive evidence, it is only 2nd hand.
However, in a much less significant matter, I can provide firsthand evidence of this being normal practice, that I've no doubt is commonplace throughout the entirety of capitalism.
Some years ago, the US company Holley, bought the NOS brand and decided to secretly check out the claims I made for my products and in so doing, they discovered and later confirmed to me, that my Pulsoids, etc. will last pretty much forever. They then decided to invite me to visit their HQ, to discuss the future for their product range and the results of their tests of my products.
After spending a few days with their top brass, they universally accepted, that my products (especially my Pulsoids), lived up to my claims and that the NOS brand product range, was JUNK.
At the end of the visit and after hearing their appreciation of the quality of my products, I naively thought that they would at least want my Pulsoids, if not the whole range.
It was therefore a HUGE shock, when after asking their Finance Executive, what kind of order I could expect from them, that he replied saying they "would not be ordering any", followed by this explanation; We make much more profit from selling replacement solenoids and solenoid service kits, than from the complete kits themselves, so we can't possible sell your Pulsoids, as we'd end up making a loss, as we'd ultimately only sell just kits at the lower profit margin.
It didn't matter one little bit, that failed solenoid plunger seals were and continue to be, the main cause of customer engine failures, as profit was his ONLY concern. In my opinion, that's DISGUSTING & DESPICABLE and yet most people still buy their JUNK!!!!!

22/06/2024

Well this cropped up on my memories reminder list from 8 years ago (damn how time flies), so I thought I'd add my post Brexit up to now observations and re-post it.
First of all, despite the best efforts of those who have been trying to sink our post Brexit achievements, at worst it SEEMS to me (as I can't say anything categorically, as I don't have time to do the research), that we are no worse off than before Brexit in most (if not all) aspects of our everyday lives. If anything it APPEARS to me that we are doing MUCH BETTER as we PRO BREXIT predicted we would

Second; We are in the main FREE of the UNDEMOCRATIC BS that a) we were subjected to pre-Brexit and b) we are FREE of the MUCH WORSE BS, that they were intending to subject us to post-Brexit.

Third; Contrary to what our Gov Official Stats seem to be suggesting is the case, it APPEARS to me that we are going through a period of MASSIVE PROPERTY GROWTH which = MASSIVE FINANCIAL GROWTH.
I've driven all over the UK since Brexit was delivered and all I see EVERYWHERE I GO, IS THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF NEW DWELLINGS BEING BUILT, EVEN TO THE POINT OF NEW TOWNS. PLUS THOUSANDS OF THE MOST MASSIVE INDUSTRIAL BUILDING/INDUSTRIAL ESTATES are being built at EVERY motorway junction etc.

In my 55 years as an adult, I have never seen anything like this and keep in mind, that this is DESPITE THE GOVS COVID SCAM WHICH WAS INTENDED TO CRIPPLE US.

ALSO based on my 55 years of REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE, the building of houses (never mind the building of INDUSTRIAL ESTATES, HAS ALWAYS BEEN A REAL LIFE INDICATOR OF FINANCIAL GROWTH, SO I DO NOT BELIEVE ANY BS STATS THAT CLAIM ANYTHING TO THE CONTRARY, as stats can EASILY BE RIGGED whereas the building of houses, massive tower block, new towns and industrial estates, CAN NOT BE HIDDEN OR MANIPULATED.

Going back a little to the MASSIVE GROWTH in dwelling places, let me remind anyone who reads this, that ONE of the biggest BS pre-Brexit scare stories, was that house prices etc. would fall, due to all Europeans vacating the UK post-Brexit. If indeed that actually happened, we must be allowing MANY MORE immigrants into the UK to more than compensate for the Europeans leaving, so as long as they aren't all going to contribute to the well-being of the UK, it strikes me that we came out on top of that one as well.

Having said that and while on the subject of immigration, if this Gov has messed up on that, which it seems could probably be the case on the sheer volume alone. Then what we really should NOW BE DOING, IS BREAKING UP THE UNITED KINGDOM (lets call it UKexit) and thereby breaking free of ALL 'OUR' SHACKLES, that the ELECTED AND UNELECTED "ELITES" HAVE SUBJECTED US TO FOR CENTURIES.

Just imagine how well we could do by scrapping another level of bureaucratic INCOMPETENCE and then ultimately, strive towards a GENUINE DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM, that the Internet could so easily enable us to achieve.

How much better does my proposal sound, compared to allowing our current "leaders" to hand over ALL CONTROL of our FREEDOMS to the SUPER RICH UNELECTED WEF AND W.H.O not to mention the fact that they've already sold their own souls to the Zionist SUPER RICH thereby having already given them ABSOLUTE CONTROL OF OUR CURRENT 'FREEDOMS'.

If only we could resurrect Oliver Cromwell or find one of his descendants with the same genes and abilities to get this done, before we're all neutered by all the chemical poisons being pumped into every aspect of our lives.

SURELY THERE IS ONE SAVIOR OUT THERE WHO STILL HAS HIS BALLS IN TACT!!!

22/02/2024

Well I just stumbled on to this EXTREMELY IMPORTANT video from a few years ago, that shows how STUPID some American's are and/or how they prioritise sponsorship over superior performance.

This is the 'GREAT' 🤣 Pat Musi running my Pulsoids and my Max Extreme on his dyno mule motor, after giving me the opportunity to show him how pathetic his knowledge and products were compared to mine. Sadly he chickened out long before I had chance to prove the full extent of what I could do, as I'd already embarrassed the hell out of him, within the space of just a few minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcgCTKfhyYE

It turned out that he didn't expect me to obliterate his life's work so quickly and easily, plus the thought of losing his US brand sponsorship deal was too much for him to handle, so despite the instantly superior results, he has stuck to the US JUNK ever since.

This is a video of a dyno session at Pat Musi shop on his dyno mule motor using WON Pulsoids. He had been using this motor for nitrous R&D for many years and...

12/02/2024

I've lost track of how long ago it was now, but after approximately 4 years of R&D I settled on a REVO design and created a prototype. I then approached my very good friend David Bailey to ask if he'd like to be the test pilot for the first ever test run.
Thanks to Dave having balls of steel he jumped at the chance so we quickly added the prototype REVO to his existing WON nitrous system on his mildly modified street spec BUSA and headed off to Santa Pod.
Dave was concerned that he wouldn't do the REVO justice, as the clutch had some kind of issue on the launch but I assured him that it would actually let us highlight one of the benefits of the REVO over our Pulsoid system, so we headed to the start line.

Hopefully Dave will see this and add some more accurate details to my fading memory of it all but I was so blown away by the result (DESPITE EXPECTING EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED), that basically it made everything else pretty insignificant to me.

The best I can remember is Dave did one or two runs without the REVO and despite the clutch problem posted some half decent times AND THEN he did a REVO run.
The run didn't look to be anything special, until the numbers shouted back to me from the finish line. I can't remember the exact numbers but the most memorable part, was that it ran an increased Terminal speed of approx. 17 miles an hour, so I was pretty damned happy about that but better was to come when Dave got back to the pits.
Dave pulled up and was all apologetic, saying that he didn't feel anything, so he didn't think it had worked and he was gobsmacked when I told him the figures and that obviously it had worked. Moreover, the fact that it was SOOOO SMOOOOTH that he couldn't tell that it had even activated, was EVEN BETTER than I had anticipated and this was on a little more peak power, than the Pulsoid system was set up for.

Since then I've refined and refined the REVO design and understanding of it's UNIQUE requirements with regards to plumbing and use, to the point where it's off the scale now.

Soon after this was announced in the US EVERYONE & HIS BROTHER, CLAIMED that they'd had the same idea and that they could easily have done the same thing if they'd had time BUT NOBODY HAD. But now some 10 years or so later, with samples over there to copy, NOBODY has managed to create even a poor COPY, which isn't surprising I guess, as they can't even do a very good job of making a poor copy of my far simpler PULSOIDS.

Since their launch, they have assisted SELECTED customers to achieve mind blowing results that leap frogged existing records and still stand way above ALL attempts by others in the same classes using US brand kits.

More details to follow ASAP

26/01/2024

I'd like to say to anyone who reads this post, a belated best wishes for 2024.

I'd also like to mention that I've been thinking about all the technical advances I've invented and incorporated into the design of my products/systems and decided that I should lay down a challenge to ALL other nitrous companies (and/or "experts"), to prove beyond doubt, that WIZARD of NOS (WON) nitrous products are the most advanced in the world by a country mile. So I'm going to go through my product range one at a time and start my challenge by inviting anyone who reads this message, to point me to ANY solenoid in the world, that comes even remotely close to the capabilities & reliability of my WON Pulsoids. Do I have anyone dumb enough to suggest there is a contender, please???

Is there anyone who "thinks" the NX Lightning of the NOS, etc. GENERIC junk are contenders?

09/11/2023

To save all of those in the UK who are wrongly concerned about the "ban" on nitrous oxide use, here is JUST the salient information that is pertinent to "our" situation, direct from the "EXPERTS" (SORRY GOVERNMENTS) website. What a bunch of clowns and jokers!!!!

LEGITIMATE USE of nitrous oxide
It is also used legitimately in industry, for manufacturing and technical processes, such as food packaging, but also in catering, as a whipped cream propellant. Hobbyists also use it in activities such as MOTORSPORT DRAG RACING and model rocketry.

HAPPY DAYS at least they weren't stupid enough to ban it outright!!!

21/07/2023

Yet another vastly improved result from a US JUNK brand customer UPGRADING to WON brand products.
In his own words;

Hi Trevor,

We got the system going this weekend. The car ran well. Thanks for your assistance on the phone.

We had problems the whole race weekend with our fuel system. We were left with only 2 runs to make it count. Each run was a personal best.

Here’s a quick photo. After race weigh in, 3550lb with driver, nearly 180mph, so plenty of HP!

Cheers,
Evan