Impractical Machinist

Impractical Machinist From my Hertfordshire workshop I make and sell hand scrapers, and carbide inserts of varying sizes.

Oh ffs. I restarted the mill and didn’t reset the coordinate mode to relative before telling the x axis to move.  **up  ...
18/02/2026

Oh ffs. I restarted the mill and didn’t reset the coordinate mode to relative before telling the x axis to move.

**up

 made me the best valentines day card!  World of the psychic used to be one of my two favourite shows!
14/02/2026

made me the best valentines day card! World of the psychic used to be one of my two favourite shows!

The new milling machine lives! I’ve done a bit of test milling and it’s all looking quite good! Next week hopefully i’ll...
07/02/2026

The new milling machine lives! I’ve done a bit of test milling and it’s all looking quite good! Next week hopefully i’ll be ordering some steel so i can get on with making scrapers again, and i’ve got a force feedback brake pedal to mill a a few plates for.

So the spindle motor driver for this milling machine is mounted in the head right next to the brushed motor. Thankfully ...
30/01/2026

So the spindle motor driver for this milling machine is mounted in the head right next to the brushed motor. Thankfully carbon is notoriously non-conductive so being covered in dust from the brushes wont do the electrics any harm, but for the sake of convenience i’ve moved the driver into the electrics cabinet that’s now bolted to the stand.

So i bought a cnc mill and i thought i had enough space in the blue enclosure for everything, i didn’t…
26/01/2026

So i bought a cnc mill and i thought i had enough space in the blue enclosure for everything, i didn’t…

These men are lying, fascist, gestapo c***s. If they’re so intent in arresting criminals why aren’t they starting with t...
25/01/2026

These men are lying, fascist, gestapo c***s. If they’re so intent in arresting criminals why aren’t they starting with the whitehouse?

USA, come and get your president he’s embarrassing himself on tv again.
20/01/2026

USA, come and get your president he’s embarrassing himself on tv again.

This years cheesemas ratings, the blue brain cheese was the winner for me, and despite the scores the cabrales was a clo...
06/12/2025

This years cheesemas ratings, the blue brain cheese was the winner for me, and despite the scores the cabrales was a close second. We also had a smoked lincolnshire poacher which would be amazing melted over a burger.

This years cheesemas ratings, the blue brain cheese was the winner for me, and despite the scores the cabrales was a clo...
06/12/2025

This years cheesemas ratings, the blue brain cheese was the winner for me, and despite the scores the cabrales was a close second. We also had a smoked lincolnshire poacher which would be amazing melted over a burger.

A story in two parts.
06/12/2025

A story in two parts.

So this is what i’ve been working on lately; it’s a studio and work space for Lea. And it’s taken a fair while to get to...
24/11/2025

So this is what i’ve been working on lately; it’s a studio and work space for Lea. And it’s taken a fair while to get to the point where we’re ready to have it plastered, which should be happening later this week.

 and i have been together for nine years today, and the last one has been by far the most difficult but we got through i...
22/03/2025

and i have been together for nine years today, and the last one has been by far the most difficult but we got through it together, even when we’ve been stressed and snappy and upset. I’m lucky to have lea by my side because she is so patient, understanding, caring, thoughtful and absolutely gorgeous.

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