12/19/2025
Twas the night before Christmas
and through the whole field,
the Elves were all thinking
how much oil they could yield.
Santa was checking
on his dependable well,
using some for his fuel,
and some just to sell.
He checked on his WartHOG
and just as he thought,
the seals were not dripping,
the bearings not hot.
His cheeks started to glow,
his eye had a gleam—
so thankful, he thought,
that this drive keeps me clean!
You see Santa is busy
and in a huge rush;
he hasn’t the time
for seals that will gush.
He then picked up his sack
and had one more thought:
for with no spinning parts,
both arms I’ve still got!
He then jumped in his sleigh
and flew off without flinch;
yet down below,
was his nemesis, the Grinch.
You see the Grinch was angry
right down to his core;
he chose to buy his drives
from large US stores.
From the number of leaks
this poor Grinch had seen,
his nose had deformed
and his fur had turned green.
He’d been twisted in rods,
twirled round like a twizzle;
his bearings were hot,
his seals all did drizzle.
On a Christmas Eve night
in the holiday snow and the smog,
you’ll often hear the Grinch
scream, “I wish I went WartHOG!”
Yet when Santa’s back home
in his warm holiday socks,
he’ll drink to the Grinch
and his leaky stuffing box.
Because after years of the fight
Santa got wise;
he learned that many bargains
are just leaks in disguise.
He was once there,
and now he does sing:
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL—
ESPECIALLY BRIGHTLING!!
So if you need a new drive
and you want to sleep sound,
buy a WartHOG from Brightling
Available with a variety of motors sizes to make sure your well is correctly optimized 🎄🛢️🔥
