19/10/2026
🚀 POTHOLES? WE’RE OVER THEM! 😂
Thanks to Elon Musk, Dela is “trialling” a new delivery truck… because apparently flying over the potholes is easier than getting our current government to fix them! 🌕🕳️
Introducing the Dela Hover Tipper:
✅ Delivers soil, mulch, sand and rock.
✅ Avoids surprise wheel alignments.
✅ Turns “hang on, there’s a pothole” into “don’t worry, we’ve cleared it!” 🤣
Elon’s aiming for Mars. We’re just trying to get deliver materials without losing a bloody wheel or our trucks falling to pieces! 🚛💨
Until the rocket-powered model arrives, our hardworking crew will keep bringing your landscaping supplies down to earth. 🌱
📍 31 Laidlaw Drive, Delacombe
📞 5336 4442
Just having a laugh, folks — no actual Elon partnership. But Elon, if you’re reading… give us a bell! 😉