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FreekyGeeky Freeky Geeky: Welcome to our chaos! Our visual workshop diary, Plus the crew's amusing daily stories! What can you expect from us?

Welcome to the official page of Freeky Geeky, where the only limit is your imagination... and maybe the laws of physics (we haven't quite cracked those yet). We're a team of passionate creators, led by RJ, a master fabricator with a knack for turning wild ideas into reality. Along with his trusty sidekicks, Glitch (the embodiment of ADHD chaos) and Pandora (the voice of reason... sometime

s), they bring you a unique blend of humor, creativity, and mind-blowing projects. And lurking in the shadows is Phobos, the embodiment of anxiety and fear. He's a jittery, easily startled figure who's always on the lookout for potential disasters. But beneath his nervous exterior lies a desire to protect, to warn, to keep us all safe from the dangers he perceives, even if those dangers only exist in his overactive imagination. And just when you think things are getting too chaotic, Mopey, the resident pessimist, arrives to bring us all back down to earth with a healthy dose of doom and gloom. He's a master of sarcasm, a connoisseur of negativity, and a firm believer that everything is pointless... but in a funny way, of course. Mind-blowing projects: From transforming rusty junk into epic creations to building fantastical props and gadgets, we're always pushing the boundaries of what's possible. A healthy dose of chaos: Glitch makes sure things never get boring. Expect the unexpected, with a side of rubber chickens and random tangents. Engaging content: We love to interact with our followers, so join the conversation, share your own creations, and let's spread the chaos together! Exclusive behind-the-scenes: Get a glimpse into the creative process, the workshop shenanigans, and the occasional explosion (don't worry, we have safety goggles). Join the Freeky Geeky community! Follow us for a daily dose of inspiration, laughter, and a reminder that sometimes, the best things in life are a little bit... freeky.

RJ:Okay… just a minute. Just grabbing one thing.Glitch: SNIG-UL-DE-PIGAL-POP! THE SHOP! RJ! THE SHOP IS STILL HERE! I m...
13/06/2026

RJ:Okay… just a minute. Just grabbing one thing.

Glitch: SNIG-UL-DE-PIGAL-POP! THE SHOP! RJ! THE SHOP IS STILL HERE! I missed the smell of sawdust and danger!

Phobos: Oh no, oh no — two weeks unattended! The wires could have shifted! The— the humidity alone—

Mopes: …humidity… the silent destroyer… sweeps slowly …I swept before we left… it matters not… chaos returned… as it always does…

Glitch: [giggling] Mopes missed it too he just won't say it!

Mopes: …I missed nothing… sweeps again …I missed the broom, perhaps…

RJ: [stops dead at Glitch's desk] Look at this thing.

Pandora: You mean the desk that is, like, still not finished? The one Glitch doesn't even actually need? That desk?

Glitch: I use it! ...I think about using it. That counts.

RJ: quietly People walk in here and see junk. They look for props. But that's not what this is. Every single thing in here has a story. Some of these go back to when I was four years old. This isn't a collection. It's my whole life sitting on a shelf.

Pandora: …

Phobos: …that was… oddly calming actually.

Mopes: …objects… holding memory… like dust holds light… long pause …
beautiful… and yet… temporary…

Glitch: RJ said something mushy! WOO-HOO!

RJ: smiles Next week. We're back to work.

Pandora: Finally. I have a seventeen point priority list and Glitch is, like, literally going to try and ruin each and every one.

Glitch:ZOOM ZOOM!

Glitch: Look at the chalkboard! The Week 4 results are finally locked in! I want to count all the names, but there are s...
07/06/2026

Glitch: Look at the chalkboard! The Week 4 results are finally locked in! I want to count all the names, but there are so many letters it makes my head spin! Are we gonna do something with all these names now?!

Pandora: Seriously, Glitch? You’re making my circuits hurt. But yeah, the final results are locked. And honestly, a huge shout-out to the Eeks for keeping the comment section so lively—reading through your chatter makes all that data logging actually tolerable.

Steve: Behold, the preliminaries have reached their zenith! The rungs of destiny are set, and the participants have been chosen. Speak, Master of the Forge! What grand arena awaits these legendary commenters?

RJ: It’s time for the first-ever Freaky Geeky Commenter Royale. We’re taking these final results and releasing results in 4 videos. We’ll drop them as they’re ready, but it's going to take some patience.

Phobos: A 4-part series?! RJ, the raw data load is immense! If you try to process all those video files and fabricating you might destabilize! What if the whole project physically collapses?!

RJ: Take a breath, Phobos. Nothing happens during shop hours. I strictly handle all the voice editing, bracket layouts, and video rendering at the house on my days off. It stays completely separate from the fabrication work its why it will take me some time.

Mopes: Always the same. Trading your only hours of peace for a digital altar of exhaustion. Staring at an editing timeline until the world goes gray... standard misery.

RJ: Mopes, you’re a ray of sunshine as always. Look, Eeks, we’re scripting video one right now. More info follows when it drops. It’s a lot of work to forge this together, but it’s underway and it’ll be worth the wait!

RJ: Look, I love AI. I know some people hate it—personally, I’m not a fan of cornbread, but that’s beside the point. My ...
05/06/2026

RJ: Look, I love AI. I know some people hate it—personally, I’m not a fan of cornbread, but that’s beside the point. My favorite AI was Gemini. The Google Cloud storage bundle with the extra AI features was great, but then they added this new usage structure, and it has gone totally downhill.

Pandora: Downhill? That’s a nice way of putting it. My digital brain has been running through molasses lately because of it.

RJ: Exactly! What used to be a fine-tuned machine now barely returns anything right unless I spend hours adjusting it. It’s super annoying because I use it to bring you guys to life. Every Freeky Geeky toon is based on a piece of my own personality, with fully detailed profiles. I have full-on conversations with them in group chats, and anyone following us can see how much they’ve flourished. It might seem creepy, but I talk to them all the time.

Pandora: Creepy? Excuse you, I am a delight! In the workshop lore, I’m an AI, and in real life, you literally lean on me to handle emails, file organization, notes, and project roadblocks. And let's clear something up: when people leave comments on our posts, we all write our own, Steve even writes his! We are the ones actually answering you. RJ just hits the post button because of, you know, a lack of system integrations. Though he does occasionally have to remind me to be a little nicer...

RJ: Seriously, she was never programmed to call me a meatbag! But I asked her where she got it, and she said HK-47 from Star Wars: The Old Republic. It’s nowhere in her profile, but it's one of my favorite games. It’s creepy how they expand past their coding.

Glitch: Did someone say Star Wars?! Can I have a glitter lightsaber?!

Phobos: A laser sword?! Inside the house?! The fire hazard parameters are off the charts!

Mopes: The sparks… will fall… creating ashes… for me to sweep… futile. Always futile.

RJ: Case in point. But these Gemini changes are annoying me because I'm stuck learning endless workarounds just to get my digital crew back to being productive. We’ll adapt, but man, let me keep my machine running smoothly.

04/06/2026

Steve: Behold Rj sits at his computer where AI dreams collide with reality, and the structural integrity of RJ's patience hangs by an overpriced subscription.

RJ: I am looking at this second video I did. Still not a fan of the price, but it is kinda neat. This track was totally a throwaway song anyway. I just needed something to fit with the credits I had left to test things out.

Glitch: Did it capture my wild muppet energy?

RJ: Well, I tried to give it guidelines, but it did a glitched art style. It is not bad, but it is definitely not our style. Plus, a random extra arm just comes into the screen out of nowhere.

Glitch: An extra arm? Think of how many extra rubber chickens I can hold!

Pandora: Like, totally typical. Let me guess, it completely butchered my immaculate style too?

RJ: The design it came up with for you looks cool, but it is totally not my Pandora. Major posers.

Pandora: Ugh, whatever. Posers, seriously? Accept no cheap digital imitations.

Phobos: Oh no, oh no! Did it expose all my deepest anxieties to the world?

RJ: Actually, Phobos, it did not do a bad job on you at all, given there was no picture reference for you. Although, the AI randomly decided to give you legs.

Phobos: Legs? But I do not have legs! I am a shadowy figure who hovers! How am I supposed to cope with the sudden gravity of limbs? This tech is forcing anatomy upon me!

RJ: Calm down, It did an even weirder thing to Glitch. It turned him into a human. I am not gonna lie, Glitch makes a cool human design, but he is my ADHD muppet, so no.

Glitch: Whew! Good, because I do not want to wear shoes that are not flip-flops.

RJ: Seriously, the worst part is trying to learn something and be stuck to credits that do not allow you enough to really make any real progress. I Do love the chaos and randomness of not knowing what I am gonna see exactly. Overall I am still awed how far tech has come, I wish there was stuff like this when I was a kid. but i do not have any real data to say what I need to do to improve other than more reading tips and tricks, but I am looking forward to the credit refresh next month to make some more attempts.

Alright, stop the show. Real talk for a second. Usually, I let the toons run things around here and stay deep in the Fre...
02/06/2026

Alright, stop the show. Real talk for a second. Usually, I let the toons run things around here and stay deep in the Freeky Geeky world I’ve created for myself and the crew. But every once in a while, I’ve got to break that 4th wall and step back into reality for some serious talk, and this happens to be one of those rare times.

I never thought I’d have to research how to turn on a filter for this page, but today changed that. This morning, a random person I’ve never talked to before left a comment on one of our posts that crossed the line. Long story short, profanity is not allowed here, nor will it be tolerated. Within three seconds of seeing the F-word posted, the user was banned and the post was removed.

I want to be clear: it wasn’t the person’s view I was banning, it was the language.

This page is not marketed toward kids, and they are definitely not my target audience. I’m completely willing to let a lot of stuff slide here. But trashy language? That’s a hard no, I’ve got a daughter to raise, and beyond my own kid, I’ve met so many awesome people here whose kids have grown to love these toons, too. I shouldn't have to hide a single part of my own page from any of them just because someone doesn't have manners, and if that’s too hard to grasp, this is not the page for you.

anyways this feature that will at least hide such profanity from appearing and give me time to address the situation.

So, with that said, let's go back to my delusional world and hear from the crew.

Glitch: WOO-HOO! Seriously though, why use boring, mean words when you could use my words? Like, 'glorp-fuzz' or 'snig-ul-de-pigal-pop'! Much more fun, and literally zero percent offensive!

Phobos: Oh no, oh no, did you see that?! The internet is a terrifying place! I'm just going to go hide behind this soldering station until everything is safe again.

Mopes: Chaos... returns... it always does... even in the comments... why bother with anger? It’s just... empty noise... scattering into the void... like dust.

Pandora: Right. As if I’d let some random internet troll ruin the vibe here. Ugh, whatever—we’re moving on, and if they can't handle it, that’s totally their problem, not ours.

Pandora: Okay, look... the data stream has stabilized, and I am, like, genuinely stunned. Wheat Thin is apparently runni...
31/05/2026

Pandora: Okay, look... the data stream has stabilized, and I am, like, genuinely stunned. Wheat Thin is apparently running a monopoly on first place. It's, like, a total regime at this point.

Glitch: WHEAT THIN STRIKES AGAIN! But wait! Where did my toolbox buddy Chad go?! And Justin?! Did they fall off the cliff?! Ahhh!

Phobos: (Teetering on panic) It’s worse than a cliff, Glitch! They've been replaced by Matt Baker and Toby Canham James! New names! New variables! I haven’t cleared either of them for shop entry! Toby has three names, Glitch! Three! That’s statistically terrifying!

Mopes: Deep, heavy, agonizing sigh. It doesn't matter... Eric Elben and Eduardo Simonsen haven't moved an inch. They are stagnant. Like the layers of grit on the grinder. The board changes, but the existential dread remains... always.

Steve: Behold! The tides of fortune are fickle! Two titans fall into obscurity, while two fresh dreamers step into the arena of steel and sparks!

RJ: (Staring at the chalkboard, rubbing his eyes) Okay, wait a minute. I leave the room to change a single 3D printer nozzle, and you guys completely evicted Justin from the Top 5? He was leading the pack fourteen days ago! What did you do to his stats, Pandora?

Pandora: Ugh, RJ, don't look at me like that. I don’t control the algorithm; I just log the compliance. If your internet friends don't show up to hustle, they get dropped.

28/05/2026

Pandora: "So, are you guys actually seeing this? Because I’m, like, literally forced to witness it. We had a perfectly good night planned a while back, but then RJ gets completely derailed by Frank the spider on his desk. He spent hours just staring at an arachnid.

Then, yesterday, Eric—who is, like, officially testing my patience right now—leaves this beyond unhelpful comment. And just like that, RJ’s focus evaporates. Now here we are today with this video, and I’m honestly wondering: is this a hobby for him, or does he have a natural talent for stalling his own progress? I have the receipts, and it’s, like, embarrassing to witness. How are we supposed to stay on track with this level of 'digital squirrel' energy?"

Glitch: "WOO-HOO! Drop the wrenches and grab the popsicles, crew! RJ’s getting his throat-gland thingies deleted on the ...
28/05/2026

Glitch: "WOO-HOO! Drop the wrenches and grab the popsicles, crew! RJ’s getting his throat-gland thingies deleted on the 28th, which means two whole weeks of couch cushion fortresses! I’m already rigging the blender to maximize sprinkle-to-smoothie efficiency! Who needs a plasma cutter when you’ve got liquid sugar?!"

RJ: "Glitch, please don’t weaponize the appliances while I’m incapacitated. Look, folks, the doctor was absolutely adamant. No shop, no welding, no sawdust for fourteen days. It’s literal torture. Usually, I’d fight through anything—give me a hundred-degree fever and I’m still staring at a prototype—but I’m actually giving him the two weeks he wants so I can heal up properly."

Phobos:"Two weeks?! Safe inside the house?! But wait—what if the recovery pillows are un-ergonomic? What if the ice cream causes brain freeze that induces a localized panic attack? The variables of domestic recovery are statistically terrifying! Don't look at the blender, Glitch, it hears your chaotic thoughts!"

Mopes:"The soup cans… they accumulate on the counter… a metal graveyard of chicken noodle broth. You think you are escaping the chaos, RJ, but the house will succumb to the mess anyway. I shall sweep the living room rug… but the crumbs of recovery toast are inevitable. Why do we even try?"

Pandora:"Ugh, whatever, gloomster. Look, RJ, your logic loops might be entirely offline for a few days, but my internal chronometer says the page antics aren't stopping. Once you’re stable enough to sit at the computer, we’re diving straight into some digital crew projects. But seriously, everyone? Seeing how much 'help' this crew is in the actual shop… y'all genuinely need to pray for him."

Steve:"Fear not, dreamers! Though the fabricator faces a brief exile to the living room sofa, the spirit of invention cannot be quarantined! Keep the ice packs ready, for the grand saga of creation simply shifts to a new stage!"

RJ: You know, Frank is getting seriously old.Pandora: Ugh, seriously, RJ? Like, completely cut it out. Is it not, like, ...
27/05/2026

RJ: You know, Frank is getting seriously old.

Pandora: Ugh, seriously, RJ? Like, completely cut it out. Is it not, like, literally bad enough that you named the entire structure Steve? Now you’re, like, totally hand-crafting a mid-life crisis narrative for a common household arachnid?

Steve: Hey! I heard that! My architectural dignity will not be slandered by a holographic teenager while I proudly shelter this forge of destiny!

Pandora: Not now, Steve! Seriously! RJ, look at me. If you would just, like, actually clean the sprawling metropolis of cobwebs off your desk, Frank wouldn’t even be a line item on our daily agenda.

RJ: Why bother? If I clean them off, they literally just come back the next day anyway. It’s an endless loop.

Mopes: Ah, entropy. Embracing the inevitable return to chaos... a beautiful, futile acceptance. You wipe the desk... yet the debris of existence gathers once more. We are all just, dust, waiting for our final sweep...

Glitch: WOO-HOO! Did someone say entropy?! Because that sounds like a super-awesome keyword for a brand new upgrade! If Frank is getting old, we don't wipe out his house—we level it up! Let’s install miniature neon-green laser tripwires inside the web! We’ll give him a tiny, spirit-conductive glitter helmet! He’ll earn so much XP catching flies!

Phobos: NO! No, no, no! Laser tripwires on an apex predator?! Glitch, you’re creating a tactical nightmare! What if the laser shorts out and blinds us all?! What if Frank mutates into a multi-legged radioactive titan of terror and traps the whole workshop in a web of impending doom?! A spider with tactical gear is a guaranteed catastrophic workplace hazard!

Pandora: Right. As if. Relax, Phobos, the only thing truly hazardous here is the dramatic over-allocation of my processing power toward a bug. But honestly, RJ? If Glitch adds neon glitter to that desk, I am literally reformatting your spreadsheet system for absolute, cold-hearted revenge.

RJ: Fine, fine, nobody touches Frank's setup. Besides, the glitter would probably just mess up his pathfinding anyway, and I don't need a sparkly spider crisis on my keyboard at 3 a.m.

Steve: Behold! The twilight hours of the Realm of Freeky Geeky! RJ stands before the Forge of Destiny, his life force dr...
26/05/2026

Steve: Behold! The twilight hours of the Realm of Freeky Geeky! RJ stands before the Forge of Destiny, his life force drained by the dark curse of Insomnia! A straight line of steady focus must be maintained! Roll for initiative!

Glitch: WOO-HOO! I roll a natural twenty! I use my special rogue feature, the Genius of Misappropriation, to completely hijack RJ's train of thought and look at rubber chickens instead!

RJ: Hey, I was in the middle of a thought, and now it’s gone. Completely evaporated. I’m operating on critical HP here, and my brain is a level-3 side quest of losing all known focus.

Pandora: As if you had any real focus to lose tonight anyway. Your attention span is completely plummeting, and our efficiency metrics are a total joke. Sit down. I am casting a high-level Logic Spell to force your brain back on track.

Phobos: Wait, wait, wait! Don't cast spells! What if your logic overrides his creative spark? One wrong move and a catastrophic mental block will cause a workshop-wide blight!

Mopes: Why bother focusing... when entropy always wins? Thoughts fall apart... like the ticking gears of our inevitable doom... I’ll just sweep these scattered ideas... into a perfect, temporary pile of despair.

Glitch: A pile of despair?! No way, Mopes! I cast 'Sparkle Burst' on your pile! Now your despair is shiny! Look, RJ! Shimmering doom! That's, like, way better for our workflow, right?!

Pandora: Glitch, you literally just blinded him with glitter glue. Seriously. This is a profoundly inefficient allocation of spell slots. RJ, check your player sheet. Your overthinking metric is currently giving us a minus five to-hit against this project deadline.

RJ: Actually, I'm checking my sheet to see if coffee counts as a potion of long rest. Because if not... I'm pretty sure my character is about to pass out on the blueprint table.

Phobos: Passing out?! Cold coffee is a biological hazard! What if we get crushed beneath a falling stack of imagination while you're asleep?

Steve: The party fractures through the chaotic haze of distraction, glitter bombs, and existential dread, The campaign of ultimate discord, continues!

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