11/26/2025
The Legend of “Stick Shift Steve”
Steve wasn’t born in a factory… he was drawn into existence one late night in the shop when someone left a Sharpie too close to the CNC Laptop. One squiggle led to another, and suddenly there he was — a stick figure with a mission: to drive anything with wheels, gears, or questionable safety features.
Early Days: Steve started out test-driving imaginary rigs on napkins and scrap metal. He quickly earned a reputation for grinding gears, missing shifts, and yelling “It’s fine!” right before hitting a pothole.
Signature Move: He only drives stick shift — not because he’s good at it, but because he refuses to acknowledge automatics exist. His motto: “If you can’t stall it, you can’t call it driving.”
Shop Role: Now, Steve is the official Over Kill Kustoms “test driver.” Every build gets his imaginary stamp of approval — usually after he pretends to take it for a joyride and crashes into a doodled fence.
Fun Fact: He claims to have set the land speed record in Montana… but only downhill, with a tailwind, and no brakes.
Some of you may have been around him and have some prototypes running around of him as kid, I just want to let you know he may be groan but is still a kid at heart.
