06/18/2026
FORGET THE TEAM BUS. WEβRE UPGRADING. β½π§
Houston, we love a standard team coach, but we think the national soccer team needs something with a bit more jobsite grit. Here are the undeniable benefits of our new transport proposal:
β‘ Massive intimidation tactic: You basically win the match before even stepping onto the grass. π
β‘ No traffic issues: Everyone moves out of the way for a massive excavator. Itβs just the unwritten law of the road. π
β‘ No A/C: Theyβll arrive at the stadium already completely immune to this summer weather.
Is this a brilliant breakthrough in team logistics, or are we just losing our minds in the Texas heat?
Drop your vote below: Brilliant π§ or Crazy π? Tag your crew and let's settle it!
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