Hoffman DJ Service

02/13/2026

I will be doing karaoke tomorrow at Duffs...Come out and join us from 9-1pm

11/09/2024

12/03/2023

Luckily I haven't had to deal with this too much, but every now and then....lol

Not my words, but I appreciate the message...

A DJ IS CALLED TO PLAY IN A BAR AND THE OWNER TELLS HIM:
I KNOW YOU CHARGE US$1,000.00 PER PARTY, BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S WORTH THAT MONEY. WHAT I CAN PAY IS US$ 500.00 IF IT'S GOOD FOR YOU..

THE DJ RESPONDS: OK, IT'S FINE.
BY THE WAY, HOW MUCH DOES A BOTTLE OF WINE COST AND THE BAR OWNER SAYS: US$ 300. AND THE "MUSICIAN" SAYS:
WELL, BRING ME A BOTTLE, BUT I'LL ONLY PAY US$ 100, WHICH IS WHAT IT REALLY COSTS.

WHAT...? SAYS THE EVENT OWNER....GOOD FRIEND. I HAVE TO PAY EMPLOYEES, WAITER, SECURITY AND BASIC SERVICES... NO FRIEND, YOU WON'T PUT A PRICE ON MY DRINK!

THEN THE DJ SAYS:
THEN. IF I CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON YOUR DRINK, WHY DO YOU PUT A PRICE ON MY WORK?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS FOR ME TO SEARCH FOR, BROWSE OR BUY MUSIC? HOW MANY YEARS HAVE I SPECIALIZED TO BE ABLE TO WORK WITH TURNS AND MIXAGES?
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO NOT SPEND TIME WITH MY FAMILY, AND HOW MUCH DOES MY EQUIPMENT COST, HEADPHONES, CONTROLLER, CDJ PLAYER, MIXER, CABLES, SOUND MATERIAL, FUEL, POSTAGE, MEALS AND MUCH MORE???

WE "DJS" ARE PROFESSIONALS IN WHAT WE DO, PLEASE TREAT US WITH DUE RESPECT.

IF YOU ARE A DJ, COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR WALL
SUCCESS TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES AND VALUE OURSELVES....

This story is real and I'm sure many DJs will relate...😉

09/30/2023

Bookings are coming in for 2024, and prices are increasing. If you book before the end of the year with a non refundable deposit, you can save $150.

09/10/2022

Beautiful day for a wedding

07/13/2022

This is always a fun time. Especially if you don't like going to a smoky bar. Must be 21 and over and Reservations are required at 244-6068. At the senior citizens center.

09/18/2021

Wedding reception tonight.

09/11/2021

Wedding Reception in cc this evening.

07/21/2021

Last night for the 4H Fair.