10/02/2026
Hmmm.
We seem to have reached a logistical issue.
Our acquisition of paranormal elimination and investigation equipment has reached critical mass.
The Ecto-1 is currently carrying proton packs, traps, uniforms, equipment, backup equipment, and several items whose purpose we have completely forgotten but are reasonably certain are important.
We have identified four potential solutions:
1. Better stack the gear and establish an organized layout.
(This would require suspending new gear purchases)
2. Sell excess gear to other franchises.
(This would reduce the amount of equipment the Ecto-1 is required to transport)
3. Acquire a larger vehicle.
(This would provide additional capacity for tools, equipment, and, presumably, talent)
4. Deal with it.
(Have you seen the cost of vehicles?!)
After careful consideration, options 1 and 2 have been determined to be nonstarters.
Option 3 would provide a practical long-term solution, but would likely result in what experts refer to as “spousal wrath.”
Therefore, it appears option 4 is currently the leading solution.
If you see a proton pack occupying one of the passenger seats, please understand that there is almost certainly a Ghostbuster underneath it.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
We are also accepting donations of larger vehicles.
